Look Outside... It's so pleasant! Sun Smiling For U...
Trees Dancing for U... Birds singing for U...
Because I requested them all to wish U Happy Birthday!


• With petals of Roses, Palm full of Holy water,
Light of Full Sun, Fragrance of Flower and Grass with dew,
I wish u a very special Good Morning.


• The most beautiful thing is to see a person smiling & even more beautiful is knowing that u r the reason behind it.
Be a reason for others to smile. Gud Day!


• Wake up & wink those teeny weeny eyes.
Stretch those inzy winzy bones,
wear that jolly winning smile & tell urself today is a beautiful day.
Gud Morning.


• No matter the sky is black or blue,
no matter there's stars or moon,
as long as ur heart is true,
sweet dreams will always be wished for u. Gd Nite!


• Smile is a language of luv, Smile is a source to win hearts...
Smile is a name of livelihood & Smile creates greatness in personality...So Keep smiling


• Do u know the relation between smile & ur face?
Ur face luks gud with a smile but smile luks better when it's on ur face... Keep Smiling. Gud Day


• Night has ended 4 another day; morning has come in special way.
May u smile like d blissful rays n leave ur worries 4 sum other day.
Gud Morning!


• Hope u have nightmares, coz it's disappointing to wake from a dream but when u wake from a nightmare,
u r relieved that it's not true. Good Day


• We spend our days waiting for ideal path to appear in front of us,
but we forget that paths are made by walking, not waiting.
Gud Morning

Birds love you, monkeys love you, hippos love you, snakes love you, tortoise love you, giraffe loves you..... Please go back to ZOO, they all really miss U!

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Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 "world peace". That's impossible, he said. Then I asked him 2 give u brains. He said "Let me try world peace"

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I have a confession 2 make ever since I’ve known you Its hard for me to 4 get you. Every night you appear in my dream & I find myself shouting BHOOT BHOOT!!!

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To live a life, one needs brains, reflex, perception, looks, IQ, knowledge & many more mental qualities. Congratulations 2 u coz u manage 2 live without all of them.

Different Phases of a man:
After engagement: Superman
After Marriage: Gentleman
After 10 years: Watchman
After 20 years: Doberman


• The world's thinnest book has only one word written in it: Everything
and the book is titled: "What Woman Want!"


• On Jeeto’s bday Santa had no money,
so he sent a cheque of 100 kisses.
When he returns home Jeeto said:
Thanks I got cheque cashed from bank manager.


• Jitne channel TV ke, utne nakhre Biwi ke.
TV chalta remote se, Biwi chalti hai note se.


• Fact of life: One woman brings you into this world crying & the other ensures you continue to do so for the rest of your life!


• Husband wife ki godh mein leta hua thaa. Wife: Kaisa lag raha hai ji.
Husband: Aise jaise bhagwaan Vishnu Shesh naag ki godh mein lete hon.


• Q: Why doesn't law permit a man to marry a second woman?
A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offence!