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Taruna

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SMS Collection

« Posted: February 12, 2007, 10:46:19 AM »

Tere bistar par makdee lage.. Tere room mei muchchar phire.. Raat ko light chali jaye.. Puri raat garmi lage.. Tere sapne mein bhoot aaye.. Chal so jaa. Have a.. GOOD NIGHT --------------

Life is Short, Live it!
Love is Small, Flirt it!
Troubles are Momentary, Face it!
Memories are Sweet, Cherish it!
I'm too Good, Accept it!
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Aaj

Raat

Theek

12

Baje

ke

baad

1 bejega!!
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Tu chand mange main chand de du...

Tu raat mange main raat de du...

Tu dil mange main dil de du...

Tu dil mange...

Bas yaar.....

Bheek mangne ki bhi ek limit hoti hai!!
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Yash Johar is producing a new film & is searching 4 new talent. I've suggested ur name. Pls go & meet him. The movie's name is "AKKAL HO NA HO"
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Dost kaha ho? Jaha ho wahi pe rehna. 3-4 ghante tak bahar mat nikalna. Tumhari jaan ko khatra hai! Bahar BANDAR pakadne wale ghoom rahe hai.
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Baagon mein phool khilte rahenge...
Raat mein diye jalte rahenge...
Dua hai khuda se aap khush rahe hamesha...
Baaki hum tou hamesha tang karte rahenger!!!
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I'm in hospital now. After 5min. I'll be transfered 2 a surgery room. The doctor aid that I'll die if I stop recieving ur SMS!
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Mein tumhe pyaar ke teen shabd kehna chahta hoon... woh teen shabd jo tumhara dil tak pahooch kar, tumhe gehraayi tak chhooh jaye. Yeh teen shabd mere dil se nikal kar, tumhara dil par zaroor chhah jayenge. Ab sunlo yeh pyaar ke teen shabd - "MERA BHARAT MAHAAN". (Jai Hind)
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I always think about you.

I can't live without you.

I really need you.

I'm totally mad about you.

I just wanna be with you.

I'm very desperate for you.

I'm crazy 4 you.

I wanna marry you.

I LOVE you.

Aisa muje bajuwali kehti hai
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Its not an achievement 2 make 100 FRiENDS in a Year, but an achievement is 2 make a FRiEND for 100 Years, 'N' I know I've made ONE, that's . . . YOU !!
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Knock knock...

Any1 there?

Oh good,hi i have a delivery 4u...

()"""() ,@
( '(' ) ,@@@
=(,,)=("')@@@
(""),,,("") "@@
Roses specialy 4u...
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Some newspapers publish untrue news, but there is one thing that is true. What is it? >>> Date <<<Last><) /|
( 'o') / |
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= = c <; ))))><NICE>"-"-
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('v')
(( ))
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('v')
(( ))
>"-"-

,,.
(('v'))
>"-"-
,,.
('v')
(( ))
>"-"-
Just checking if you r OK there!
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()". ."()
( , o )
(_3#_) Wat you
doing??
()""..()
(""( ,o)
( #_) Let me
see...
()". ."()
( ("") )
( v #_) Aaila!
Thinking of me?
Choo shweeet!
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bas kya yehi tak hai saath humara,
intezar karte rahenge hum tumhara,
ki kab hogi is kambhakt mobile mein roshini,
aur kab aayega message tumhara.
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Iss duniya mein bewafaaon ki koi kami nahi... Ab SURAJ ko hi dekh lo... aata hai USHA ke saath, rahta hai KIRAN ke saath aur jata hai SANDHYA ke saath.
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Ram ne dhanush toda to Sita daudi chali aayi ....
Krishna ne Bansuri bajai to Radha bhag ke chali aayi ....
Aur hamne sirf " Seeti " bajai to WOH baap ko bula layi .
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Dosti karo College wali se ...
Pyaar karo office wali se ....
Program karo pados wali se ...
Aankh ladao saali se ...
Love karo dil wali se....
Aur maar khao GHARWALI se.
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Us pyari si surat ka,
phir ek bar didar de,
tadap rahe hain hu yahan,
ab aur na intezar de,
awaaz mat sunana aye zalim magar,
ek SMS kar de yaar.
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Promise me that WE are True Friendz...
I'm Lamp, you are Light.
I'm Coke, you are Sprite.
I'm Saawan, you are Baadal.
I'm Normal, you are Paagal.
I'm Water, you are Tanki.
I'm TARZAN, you are MONKEY
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,,
(",)/ OYE KITTHE
<HAI>>YOUR OWN<<
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I'm getting married next month. There would be a small party and only a few people will be invited. Don't bring any gift. Just bring someone to MARRY ME !
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Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho..... Itna qatil kaise sharma lete ho..... Kitni aasani se Jaan le lete ho..... Kisi ne sikhaya hai ya bachpan se hi kamine ho ?
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Gandhiji bhi chala gaya, nehru bhi mar gaya, subhash bose ka bhi kuchh pata nahi, aur meri bhi tabiyat thik nahi hai.... pata nahi desh ka ab kya hoga.
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I have bought new camera, So please smile..... Click !..... Sorry bhoot ka photo nahin aata.
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I have a confession to make, ever since I have known you, Its kinda hard for me to forget you. Every night you appear in my dreams.... And I find my self shouting..... BHOOT !!! BHOOT !!!
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Why do you think I SMS you ? Is it because I care ? Or I miss you ? Or I love you ? Or I need You ? No ! It's b'coz... Timepass ke liye koi BAKRA chaiye !
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Today is an international day for the mentally disabled. Please send an encouraging sms to a mentally disabled friend, as i just did....
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God saw you hungry, he created Domino's pizza. He saw you thirsty, he created Pepsi. He saw you in dark, he created light. He saw ME without problems, he created YOU !
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Bhagwan se Scooter manga.. Car di; Ghar manga.. bangla diya; dost manga toh tumhey diya.. Bhagwan ne isbar aisa zulm kyoun kiya
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Shah Jahan Ne Taj Mahal Ki Har Deewar Ko Dekha, Har Meenar Ko Dekha, Har Kaleen Ko Dekha, Har Khidki Se Dekha... Aur Bola... Maa Kasam, Bahut Kharcha Ho Gaya !!!
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News Headlines : Softdrinks Contain Dangerous Pestcides. Insan to newspaper padh sakte hain par janwaro ka kya hoga kyonki.... Aaj kal CHEETAH BHI PEETA HAI !
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you r the one whose so smart,you r the one whose so charming, you r the one whose so caring, you r the one whose so good looking. And, I'm the one who is spreading these rumors.
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Intelligent Man + Intelligent Woman = Romance. Intelligent Man + Stupid Woman = Pregnancy. Stupid Man + Intelligent Woman = Affair. Stupid Man + Stupid Woman = Marriage !
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Sincere Apology : If you dont like any of my SMS n dont like 2 read, then plz dont hesitate, feel free to..... Throw ur mobile.
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If you hide, i'll seek 4 you. If you r lost, i'll search 4 you. If you'll leave, i'll wait 4 you. If days take you away 4m me, i'll fight 4 you. But, if you stop sending msgs, i'll kill you.
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Beta bola "papa papa mujhe bandar dekhna hai". Papa bole, "Nahi bete, abhi nahi". "Papa kyon ?" .......... "Bete abhi bandar SMS padh raha hai"
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Can you believe things ppl do??!! I was sitting next to a guy in Mandir, In the middle of the aarti, he lit a cigarette. I was so shocked, I nearly dropped my beer!
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Recent studies have revealed that idiots use their thumbs to scroll through their text messages. Don't change to your finger.... it's too late.... idiot !
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Heartbeats are countless ....

Spirits are ageless ....

Dreams are endless.....

Memories are timeless....

A friend like you .......

Shameless!!!

OOooopppppsss....!!!!!
Sorry ....
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PRICELESS !!!
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If you wanna know how mich I miss you, try 2 catch rain drops, the 1 you catch is how much you miss me & the 1's you miss is how much I miss you.
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A frend is a book wid only 1 copy published. you r 1 of d best books ever written. A masterpiece worth readin' a million times.. & 2b kept 4ever.
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100 bewafa kabul hai ek wafa k liye..
100 aansu kabul hai apki ek hasi k liye,
hum to mohtaj hai apke pyaar k..
100 dushman kabul hai apki ek dosti k liye..
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Deep friendship... is like a rainbow, when perfect amount of Happiness and tears r mixed. the result is a colorful bridge between two hearts!!!
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Socha tha har mod pe tumhara intezaar karenge, par kambakt sadak hi seedhi nikli
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Kabhi badli hui takdir najar aati hai, yaadon ki bas ek janjeer najar aati hai, pade bhi tou kya pade yaar- mujhe mobile mein bhi teri tasveer nazar aati hai
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If

you

Forget ME

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11
12 13 14 15 16 17 18
19 20 21 22 23 24 25
26 27 28 29 30 31 32

I'll Break All Ur Teeth!

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Remember 2 remember me,
4get 2 4 get me,
Even if you remember 2 4get me,
I will not 4get 2 remember you!!
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I sent my cares 2 the wind & asked it 2 pass it 2 you.. So wen you feel the breeze against ur face, its me saying "Take Care & Keep Smiling".
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Give 1
English
word
for..
"Apne kiye
pe pani
pher
dena"

...?

....??

..... Huh

......

?

....... Huh

??

"'l____"FLUSH"
-t"""""')
`/__(
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I have a little angel flying around me with a hammer...
Each person he hits gets a litle bit of my love...
I hope he beats the Hell out of you...GdNite
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GOLDEN FACTS OF LIFE-
Wen some1 luvs you, you dont realise it.
Wen you realise it, its 2 late.
you always luv d 1 who leaves you & leave d 1 who luvs you.
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Always be happy, always smile.. not b;coz Life is Full of Reasons 2 Smile.. But b'coz ur smile itself is a reason 4 many others 2 smile...
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CLASSIC WORDS 4 A FREND-
"Be wat you are & say wat you feel coz those who mind dont matter & those who matter dont mind"
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l
lCalling.
l
l
l
lCalling..
l
l
l
lCalling...
l
l
l
l 1
l missed
l call
Its
just a
missed call,
reminding
dat

some1
is missing you very much
TAKE CARE.
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Jab jab aapse milne ki umeed nazar aayi...
mere paav mein zanjir nazar aayi..
gir pade aansu aankh se...
aur har ek aansu mein aapki taswir nazar aayi.
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I have made so many mistakes in my life.. but something that I did right is 2 have you as a friend & I definately won't make another mistake of loosing a friend like you.
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Aapko miss karna..
roz ki baat hai.
Yaad karna..
aadat ki baat hai.
Aap se duur rehna..
kismat ki baat hai.
Magar aap ko jhelna..
himmat ki baat hai.
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A frend is 1 who lends you..

Pen in Skool

Notes in Highskool

Bike in College

Girlfriend in University

& Wife after Marriage!

R you MY FREND? Plsreply, I'm waiting...
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Dua karte hai hum sar jukaye..
Aye dost tu apni manzil ko paaye..
Agar kabhi teri raho mein andhera aaye...
Roshni ke liye Khuda hum ko jalaye...
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This world is full of people but those who care are rare. The finest of the few is you & its nice 2 know you are there.
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True Friends never leave each other... True Friends never part... They just sometimes sit silently... Deep within each other's heart saying "I'm still here".
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I wish a wish 4 you, is d wish I wish 4 few, I wish a wish 4 you, That all ur wishes come true...
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It a Friendship band... I know you can tie it... But plz keep it wit you alwayz.. Coz it'll remind you that some1 somehow is ties with you...
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Dogs bark just like you...
Cats mew just like you...
Devil looks just like you...
Dekho meri sharafat..
Still I like you!
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Khuda ki rusvayi se sab darte hai...
Pyaar karne wale tanhayi se darte hai...
Aur hum aap ki judaai se darte hai...
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You are an
I.D.I.O.T.

I=Intelligent
D=Decent
I=Impressive
O=Optimistic
T=Talented

R you smiling now??
* YOU IDIOT *
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Ek baar ek bandar ne insaan se pooncha.. "tum mein aur mujh mein kya fark hai?"
Insaan bola: "Tum daal par uchhalte ho.. hum daal kar uchhalte hain"
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Dil ke rishtey bhi ajeeb hote hai..
duur reh kar bhi kareeb hote hai...
jo log aapko roz dekhte ahi..
woh log kitne khushnaseeb hote hai..
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Hi! I'm dying 2 see you. I want 2 meet you. I want 2 talk 2 you seriously... But what 2 do?? This stupid gatekeeper is asking me 2 ticket enter the ZOO...
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I have a little angel flying around me with a hammer... Each person he hits gets a little bit of my love... I hope he beats the hell out of you... GudNite!
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Life Brings Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Ghum,
Wen it Ends Na Tum Jano Na Hum
So lets do sum Masti 2gether,
Who knows Kal Ho Na Ho,
But when ever you need a friend Main Hoon Na!!!
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How many hot, rich, funny, sweet guys are there out there? ......two, but they're dating each other
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You say you hate me,And i know that it is true,But why cant i stop thinking of you
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i have you in my heart i have you in my liver if i had you in my arms i'd throw you in da river
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Ashes to Ashes
Dust to Dust
Life is short
so PARTY we must
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ChEeRlEaDeR(n.) : An AtHlEtE wHo CaN jUmP, kICk, ToSs, CaTcH, sTuNt, tUmBlE, aNd FlY
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i cRiEd tOdAy.. nOt bEaCaUsE i mIsS you.. oR eVeN wAnTeD you bUt bEcAuSe i fInAlLy rEaLiZeD iM gOnNa b AlRiTe wItH oUt you
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Today i came upon an angel,
i tapped him on the shoulder,
he turned around and it was you
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Should I smile, Cuz ur my friend, Or cry..Cuz that's all we'll ever be?
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When I first saw you I was afarid to talk to you. When i first talked to
you I was afraid to like you. When i first liked you i was afarid to love
you. Now that I love you I m afraid to lose you
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Last night I looked up at the stars
And matched each one with a reason why I love you
I was doing great, but then I ran out of stars
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I ran up the door, closed the stairs, said my pajamas, and put on my
prayers. Turned off the bed, and hopped into the light, all because you
kissed me good night
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A MiLLi0n WoRDs Would Not Bring You Back, I Kn0w, BecauseI've Tried.
Neither Would A Million TeaRs. I Know, BeCause I've Cried
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A MeMoRy LaStS 4eVeR NeVeR DoEs it DiE. TrUe FrieNdS StAy toGeThEr AnD
NeVer SaY GoOdByE
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100 memories, 200 jokes, 300 great times, 400 secrets
1 reason ..... BESTFRIENDS
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iF YoU LiVe 2 bE 100 ..
i WaNNa LiVe 2 bE 100 - MiNuS - 1
So i WoN'T HaVe 2 LiVe a DaY
WiThOuT YoU
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I asked God for a flower he gave me a garden
I asked for a tree he gave me a forest
I asked for a river he gave me an ocean
I asked for a friend he gave me you


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« Reply #1 Posted: February 12, 2007, 11:08:25 AM »

Taruna

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Re: SMS Collection

« Reply #1 Posted: February 12, 2007, 11:08:25 AM »

1) Some friends
forget.
Some move
away.
Some keep
silent.
Some just
change.
But I'm not one of them..
I'm always 4 u FOREVER..!

2) On a winter morning,when Iam no more,look at the dew drops on the grass,ull
find me there.When on a rainy night,iam no more,listen to the rains, i am there.

3) God has 4 gifts for u - A key for evry prblm, a light for evry shadow, a plan
for evry tomorrow and a joy for evry sorrow.Enjoy GOD's gift forever!

4) Thngs wil gradualy chnge-4m classrm 2 offce,buks 2 files, jeans 2 formals,
pcktmny 2 salary.Wt wil nt chnge-r FRNDSHIP-LET IT BE D SAME..
I can hope tht-right

5) Th??gh
my W?RDS
R F?W

Bt
my H??RT
?s TR??

FRie?Ds I Huh

m?k? bt

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?sSW??T?s ?

W?? G?D
g?v? FRie?Ds h?
TRI?D 2b F?IR

Wh?? I G?T ?
I g?t M?R?
th?? my SH?R?

6) Love ur self, Flirt with ur understanding, Romance with dreams,get engaged
with simplicity,marry genuineness, divorce the ego. That's life!

7) If the sky was my paper and the stars were my words, if the ocean was my ink
it stil wont be enough to write how much "I value ur friendship

Cool Friendship is not finding gold or silver among the rocks of life.. It is
accepting each other as coal till diamonds are formed with time..

9) My frndship is like sugarcane.
You crush it, twist it, squeez it, beat it to pulp,..all that you'll get is
sweetness...!!take care..

10) Lips does not join wen we say LOVE, its sign of distance. But wen we say
FRIENDSHIP , lips joins , its sign of togetherness ....


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« Reply #2 Posted: February 12, 2007, 11:49:57 AM »

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« Reply #2 Posted: February 12, 2007, 11:49:57 AM »

---- The Greatest gift u can give to someone is ur time becoz
when u give someone ur time,
u r giving them a portion of ur life that u will never get back.

---- There was a boy who had cancer but he loved a girl very much working in a CD shop,
He goes to CD shop inorder to tell her that how much he love her, but he cant and come back with CD everytime,
After one month he died, The girl goes to boy's house to take CD back,
his mother takes her to his room she saw the CDs were unopened.
She cry Huh

do u knw why becz she kept a letter inside the CD to let him know how much she loved him.

---------Hum CLORMINT kyo khate hai ?
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Aare kyoki usko PEE nahi sakte !!

----- Do u knw what is the meaning of HAPPY........ Huh

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"H" - Hum

"A" - Apko

"P" - Pal

"P" - Pal

""Y" - yaad karte hai., Aap bhi hamein HAPPY kar liya karo.

----- A raindrop may look small but somewhere a thirsty flower awaits for its fall. A small sms seems to be small to u but somewhere a heart r remembers U !

-----There was a blind boy who used to hate everyone except his girlfriend...... he alwys used to that I'll marry you if i could see !! Suddenly one day some one donated him eyes and then when he saw his girlfriend. he was astonished to see that his girlfriend was also blind! His girlfriend then asked, "WILL U MARRY ME NOW? Huh

" he simply refused ....... his girlfriend went away saying........ JUST TAKE CARE OF MY EYES.!!


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« Reply #3 Posted: February 12, 2007, 12:03:55 PM »

Taruna

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Re: SMS Collection

« Reply #3 Posted: February 12, 2007, 12:03:55 PM »

Aap ke haath mein Mobile hai,
chehray pe khoob Smile hai,
Msgs ki achi khasi File hai,
phir bhi sms nahi karte ho,
Ye kon sa STYle hai

x............x............x

Roshni deker doob jana koi suraj se seekhey..
Dil deker dard lena ki ada koi humse seekhey..
kuch na deker Dil lena koi unse seekhey..
SMS leker REPLY na kerna koi Appse seekhey

x............x............x

Kya leke aye they,
Kya lekar jaoge,
Mujhe SMS na karke,
Zalim kitne Paise Bachaoge!

x............x............x

*Meri taraf say apko 1 "PAPPI"
Apki saheli ko 1 "PAPPI"
Saheli ki saheli ko 1 "PAPPI"
Batau Q?
Aaj hi mere "DOGGY" ne 10 "PAPPI" ko janam dia hai!

x............x............x

Always start your day with a lot of S E X
S-mile
E-nergy
X-citement
so make SEX a daily habit, & u'll always be SMILING!

x............x............x

meri yaad aye: yaad karo.
Zyada aye : sms Karo.
Ussey zyada aye : phone karo
Ussey bhi zyada aye to millo
ager ussey bhi zyada aaye to ..
plz jhoot bolna band karo

x............x............x

kya ker rahay ho?
bussy ho?
kitna bussy ho?
ager kum ho to message kyun nahi karte ho?
ager ziyada ho to message kyun pad rahy ho ?

x............x............x

sms,sms,sms,sms,sms,sms,sms,sms,sms, sms,sms,sms,sms,sms,sms,sms,
Kya aap ko kisi nay aaj tak itnay sms bheje hain?

x............x............x

Days are 2 Busy, Hours are 2Fast, Seconds are 2 Few But there's always Time for Me 2 disturb You

x............x............x

jam kadwa hai magar itna nahi ki pia na jaye,
zindagi main dard hai magar itna nahi ki jia na jaye,
sms karny per paise lagty hain
magar itney nahi ki kia na jaye;)

x............x............x

Dil jab tutta ha to awaz nahe ati
har kisi ko mohobat ras nahe ati
ye to apne apne naseeb ki bat ha koi bhoolta he nahe
or kisi ko yad he nahe ati.

x............x............x

Kya leker aye the..?
Kya leker jaoge..?
Mujhe sms nahi kar ke kitne paise bachaoge?
Itne paise bachaker kya.... SAWARG mein bangla banaoge
?

x............x............x

Tum aaye zindgi me kahani bankar,
tum aaye zindgi me raat ki chandni bankar,
Bassa lete hai jinhe hum aankho me
wo aksar nikal jate hai aankho se panni bankar.

x............x............x_

Khushi ko dhudne se gam milta hai,
ye gam zindagi mein hardam milta hai,
jo dil ke sare dard baant le,
aisa dost zindagi mein kam milta hai..........!

x............x............x

Apne dil ki sun afwahon se kaam na le,
mujÃ¯Â¿Â½ yaad rakh 'beshak naam na le,
tera veham hai ki main bhula hoon tujhe,
meri koi aisi saans nhi jo tera naam na le..

x............x............x

Dekh ke Humein woh sir jhukate hai
Bula ke Mehfil mein Nazrein churate hai.
Nafrat hai Humse toh bhi koi baat nahi
Par Gairon se Mil ke Dil kyun jalate hai.

x............x............x

Khuvabo me aayenge hum sms ki trah.
Dil me bus jayege hum rington ki trah.
Pyar hamara kbhi kum na hoga balanc ki trah.
Par tum busy na rhna network ki trah.

x............x............x

1pal ka ehsaas bankar aate ho tum,
dusre hi pal khusbhu ki tarah ud jate ho tum,
jante ho DAR lagta hai TANHIYO se HUME....
Fir bhi "TANHA" hume chod jate ho tum

x............x............x

Ho sakta hai humne anjaane mein aapko kabhi rula diya,
aapne duniya k kehne pe hume bhula dia,
hum to vaise bhi akele the,
kya hua agar aapne ehsaas dila diya.

x............x............x

Rasmo riwajo ki jo parwah karte hai,
Pyar mein wo log gunah karte hai,
Ishq woh janoon hai jisme diwane,
Apni khushi se khud ko tabah karte hain.

x............x............x

Unka waada hai ki vo laut ayenge,
issi umeed par hum jiye jayenge,
yeh intezaar bhi unhi ki tarah pyaara hai,
kar rahe the, kar rahe hai or kiye jayenge.

x............x............x

Humein unki ebadat se fursat nahi milti ,
log na jane kisko khuda kehte hain ,
dil mein rakha hai unko ,
log na jane kyon juda kehte hain

x............x............x

Pucho na us kagaj se,jis pe hum dil ke bayan likhte
hai.Tanhayino me beeti baate tamam likhte hai,
Wo Kalam bhi dewani ho gayi,
jis se hum AAP ka Naam likhte hai

x............x............x


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« Reply #4 Posted: February 12, 2007, 12:21:24 PM »

Khushi

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« Reply #4 Posted: February 12, 2007, 12:21:24 PM »

nock! Knock! May I come into ur world? I bring no flowers, no gifts but wishes to keep u fresh, prayers to keep u healthy & luv to keep u smiling. Gud Morning!

?€? Give laugh to all but smile to one; Give cheeks to all but lips to one; Give luv to all but heart to one; Let everybody luv u but u luv one.

?€? Wonderful people r carefully created by God, wonderful moments are carefully planned by God, wonderful friends like u r carefully gifted by God

?€? Life is only traveled once; today's moment becomes tomorrow's memory. Njoy every moment, gud or bad, coz the GIFT of LIFE is LIFE itself. Have a nice day.

?€? Night is longer than day for those who DREAM & day is longer than night for those who make their DREAMS come true. Wish you Gud Night & Sweet Dreams!

?€? Whatever is warm & inspiring, whatever means most to you, whatever makes you smile & brings you joy that?€™s what I wish for U! Have a great Weekend.

?€? Don?€™t take life too seriously & always find time to laugh coz laughter not only add years to ur life, but adds more Life to ur Years. Have nice day!

?€? No one can go back & make a new beginning, but anyone can start from now & make a happy ending! Hope u'll have a day that starts right & ends Happy!

?€? U r as sweet as Bailey, as strong as Tequila, as warm as Cognac, as exotic as Malibu, as heady as a cocktail & as special as Champagne. I'm simply drunk on U.

?€? Life ends when u stop Dreaming; Hope ends when u stop Believing; Luv ends when u stop Caring; So Dream, Believe n Care, Life is really Beautiful


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« Reply #5 Posted: February 12, 2007, 01:47:36 PM »

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« Reply #5 Posted: February 12, 2007, 01:47:36 PM »

â€¢ Paani mein Whiskey milao ta nasha chadta hai.
Paani mein Rum milao to nasha chadta hai.
Paani mein Brandy milao to nasha chadta hai.
Saala paani mein hi kuch gadbad hai.

â€¢ Basanti: Bhaag Dhanno bhag,
aaj teri Basanti ki izzat ka sawal hai.
Dhanno: Tujhe apni padi hai.
Meri soch jiske peeche Gabbar ke 10 ghode pade hain

â€¢ Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec,
From birth till my death, my feelings 4 u have never changed.
For me, you've always been a headache!

â€¢ Woman has man in it, Mrs has Mr in it,
female has male in it, Madam has adam in it,
so girls r always incomplete without boys.

â€¢ Namashkar, yeh hamari faltoo SMS seva hai,
is mein hum logon ko waqt-bewaqt tang karte hain.
Is seva ka labh uthane ke liye shukriya,
ab aap apna kaam kariye.

â€¢ I have started luving 'U'...
I know it sounds rediculous but I can't control my feelings 4 'U'.
Some time later I'll start luving more ALPHABETS...!

â€¢ Ramchandra kah gaye siya se, aisa kalyug aayega,
sifr ek dost SMS karega, dusara kamina bas padh ke muskurayega!

â€¢ Sharab Ek Bimari hai jo saare samaj ko khatam kar rahi hai.
To aao milkar is bimari ko khatam karen.
Ek bottle tum khatam karo ek bottle hum khatam karen.


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« Reply #6 Posted: February 12, 2007, 01:48:04 PM »

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« Reply #6 Posted: February 12, 2007, 01:48:04 PM »

Just close ur eyes and think of urself for 10 seconds...... Open ur eyes ! Now you will realize that u have wasted 10 seconds in thinking of a fool.

â€¢ God made Pepsi, God made whisky,
God made me so sexy, God made rivers,
God made lakes and God made you... well everybody makes mistakes.

â€¢ I saw u on road today. U were lukin so fine,
ur face so divine, ur walk so perfect.
My heart started singing a sweet song: Who Let The Dog Out!

â€¢ When words fail... eyes work,
when eyes fail... heart works,
and when heart fails... to kya?,
samajh le TAPAK gaya 'MAAMU'

â€¢ The Japanese have produced a camera that has such a fast shutter speed it can take a picture of a woman with her mouth shut!

â€¢ Geet Ka Saar: SMS woh gyaan hai jo baantne se badta hai,
isiliye he praani tu bill ka moh tyag de aur SMS kar,
isi se tera manushaya janm safal hoga.

â€¢ Agar zindagi main kuch kar dikhana hai to kuch aisa karo ki jis shaher, jis gali, jis mod se gujro wahan ke har ghar se awaaz aaye,
Papa aa gaye, Papa aa gaye!


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« Reply #7 Posted: February 12, 2007, 01:48:23 PM »

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« Reply #7 Posted: February 12, 2007, 01:48:23 PM »

â€¢ A bell is no bell 'til u ring it,
a song is no song 'til u sing it &
luv in ur heart wasnâ€™t put there to stay-luv isnâ€™t luv 'til you give it away.

â€¢ I hate u when u smile at me coz u make me crazy.
I hate u when u talk to me coz u make me run out of words. I
hate u when I see u coz u make me luv u more.

â€¢ I luv my eyes when u look into them;
I luv my name when u say it; I luv my heart when u luv it;
I luv my life when you are in it.

â€¢ If sumone throws a stone towards u,
throw luv towards him but if sumone throw luv towards u,
then sit for a while & think coz luv hurts more than stone.

â€¢ Devote time to enjoy; it's the secret of youth.
Devote time for friends; itâ€™s the path to happiness.
Devote time to luv n b loved; it's the source of pleasure.

â€¢ Give laugh to all but smile to one;
Give cheeks to all but lips to one;
Give luv to all but heart to one;
Let everybody luv u but u luv one.

â€¢ What I need to live has been given to me by the earth.
Why I need to live has been given to me by you. Luv U!

â€¢ God sprinkles tiny but wonderful seeds of blessings on earth each day and I just caught one that's so nice and true... it's you!

â€¢ Aeni fariyaad meri ki meinu yaad rakhi,
Mere naal beete pal abaad rakhi,
Jede pyar karde ne tenu unna wichon mera pyar yaad rakhi,
Bhave meinu sabna toh baad rakhi

â€¢ Iâ€™m a PAPER, u can write ur feelings, scribble ur anger, use me 2 absorb tears. Donâ€™t throw me after use but when u feel cold burn me to feel warm coz I Luv U


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« Reply #8 Posted: February 12, 2007, 01:50:01 PM »

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« Reply #8 Posted: February 12, 2007, 01:50:01 PM »

Once upon a time, something happened to me.
It was the sweetest thing that ever could be.
It was a fantasy, a dream come true it was the day I met you.

â€¢ Today if anyone praises u for ur beauty, personality,
style or attitude, just kick him... How dare he fool u before April 1st

â€¢ Flowers need sunshine, violets need dew,
all angels in heaven know I need U.
Years may fly, tears may dry, but my Love for u'll never die.

â€¢ Three dreams of a man: To be as handsome as his mother thinks.
To be as rich as his child believes.
To have as many women as his wife suspects

â€¢ May ur heart b happy & ur days b bright.
May ur roads b smooth & ur burdens light.
May u find dreams & touch a star & never forget how Special U R

â€¢ Love is not how long u've been together; not how much u've given or receive; Not how many times u've helped each other â€“ Itâ€™s how u value each other

â€¢ U make me feel so right, every day n every night.
Let me tell u how much I luv u, from the moment I saw ur face I never ever thought about u being replaced

â€¢ Love isn't a decision. It's a feeling.
If we could decide who we loved, it would be much simpler,
but much less magical.

â€¢ Tears can sometimes be more special than smiles.....
For smiles can be given to any one but tears are only shed for people we love...

â€¢ Good friends care for each other. Close friends understand each Other. And true friends staty forever beyond words, beyond time.


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« Reply #9 Posted: February 12, 2007, 01:50:45 PM »

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« Reply #9 Posted: February 12, 2007, 01:50:45 PM »

Love is not how long u've been together;
not how much u've given or receive;
Not how many times u've helped each other â€“ Itâ€™s how u value each other

â€¢ Tears can sometimes be more special than smiles.....
For smiles can be given to any one but tears are only shed for people we love.

â€¢ We've known each other,
For a long long time,
But I never really noticed,
All the magic in your eyes,
I've been around you,
A thousand times before,
And you've always been a friend to me,
But now I'm wanting more
'

â€¢ I luv u not only for what u r, but for what I am when I'm with u.
I luv u not only for what u have made of urself,
but for what u r making of me.
I luv u for the part of me that u bring out.

â€¢ Tonight I ask the stars above,
How I'll ever win your love,
What do I do,
What do I say,
To turn your angel eyes my way?

â€¢ I searched through books & leafed through cards;
For words that wud convey, what I had in my heart,
but when I sat down to write, all I can write was....I Luv U

â€¢ What the heart gives away is never gone,
but kept in the hearts of others, from dusk to dawn.
Love you from the core of my heart. Be my Valentine.

â€¢ U'll always be mine 4 now & 4ever.
U'll always be mine 4 u r my treasure.
U'll always be mine please tell me its true.
Please be mine 4ever. I'll always luv u

â€¢ If Roses were Black and violets were brown,
my love for you would never be found but roses r red and violets are blue, all I want to say is I LUV U!

â€¢ Luv is like a cloud... luv is like a dream... luv is 1 word and everything in between... luv is a fairytale come true... Coz I found luv when I found U


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« Reply #10 Posted: February 12, 2007, 01:51:28 PM »

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« Reply #10 Posted: February 12, 2007, 01:51:28 PM »

â€¢ Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hain?
Kyonki shaadi ke baad saare gum to husband ke hisse mein aate hain or wife Be-Gum ho jaat hai.

It takes two to tango, two to kiss, two to talk & reminisce.
So many good things come in pair & one of those things is ME n YOU!

â€¢ U r as sweet as Bailey, as strong as Tequila,
as warm as Cognac, as exotic as Malibu,
as heady as a cocktail & as special as Champagne.
I'm simply drunk on U.

â€¢ Teri arzoo main humne Baharon ko dekha!
Teri Zustzo main humne Sitaron ko dekha!
Nahi mila tum se badhkar in nigahon ne hazaron ko dekha.

â€¢ Hi Good Morning! Arz hai,
Chai ke cup se uthte dhuein mein teri shakl nazar aati hai,
Tere khyalon mein kho kar aksar meri chai thandi ho jaati hai.

â€¢ Walk with me when ur hearts needs company,
take my hand when u feel all alone,
turn to me when u need some1 to lean on,
coz I'm the one u can always depend on!

â€¢ If you say my eyes are beautiful it's because they're looking at you,
for my eyes are just the windows my feelings come through.

â€¢ Little keys can open big locks,
simple words can express great thoughts.
A text from u never fails to make me smile the whole day through.

â€¢ Sometimes I wonder if love is worth fighting for,
but then I remember your face and I'm ready for war.

â€¢ I love the way you touch me,
always sending chills down my spine.
I love that you are with me and glad that you are mine.

â€¢ Touch my heart & uâ€™ll feel,
Listen to my heart & uâ€™ll hear,
Look into my heart & uâ€™ll see,
That uâ€™ll always be a special part of me.


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« Reply #11 Posted: February 12, 2007, 02:05:24 PM »

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« Reply #11 Posted: February 12, 2007, 02:05:24 PM »

Making a million friends is not a miracle,
the miracle is to make a friend who will stand by you when millions are against you.

â€¢ Friends are like shoes, some loose some tight,
some fit just right, and they help us as we walk through life.
Thanks for being just right for me!

â€¢ Mitha intazar te intazar nalo yaar mitha,
Mitha yar te yar nalo pyar mitha,
Mitha pyar te pyar nalo mithi sadi yaari,
Es to mitha kuj na milna lab layi duniya sari.

â€¢ I canâ€™t find a reason why God gave U to me,
but that is not the question to b asked;
May b the question is how did God knew that I needed a friend like U.

â€¢ Days are too Busy; Hours are too Few; Seconds are too Fast,
but there is always time for me to ask: How R U? n Hope u r FINE. MISS U!

â€¢ Akhan di benuri changi nahin hundi,
Dostan ton duri changi nahin hundi,
Kade kade milya vi kar yaara,
Har vele SMS naal gal puri nahin hundi.

â€¢ Ice is a cream, luv is a dream but r friendship is evergreen.
Don't make friends bfore understanding & don't break a friendship after misunderstanding

â€¢ Kaliyan bina na phulan vichon mehak aundi,
phulan bina na haar piroye jaande, maapeyan bina na zindagi vich aish hundi te yaran bina na dukhre roye jande.

â€¢ True friends are those who, When you make a fool of yourself, Don't believe that this condition is permanent. -Erwin T. Randall

â€¢ Wonderful people r carefully created by God, wonderful moments are carefylly planned by God, wonderful friends like u are carefully gifted by God


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« Reply #12 Posted: February 12, 2007, 02:05:58 PM »

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« Reply #12 Posted: February 12, 2007, 02:05:58 PM »

â€¢ Teri awaz sunne ko jab taras jata hoon,
to ghisa pita cd player chala leta hoon.
Teri surat ko jab taras jaata hoon,
to cartoon network laga leta hoon.
Waqt hona chaiye kisi ko yaad karne ke liye,
bahane to apne aap hi mil jate hain

â€¢ Red Rose: Luv
Yelloe Rose: Friendship
White Rose: Peace
Which Rose for u?
Nima Rose. Tan ki Durgandh Dur Kare, De Taazgi

â€¢ Kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai,
aaj nahin aaya, kaha na kabhi kabhi aata hai

â€¢ Thought for the future generation:
Don't marry & make a woman happy.
In fact remain a bachelor & make several women happy.

â€¢ Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha tha.
2nd day doosri ladki k saath deha gaya.
3rd day koi aur ladki thi. 4th day kisi nayi ladki ke saath tha
Moral: Ladkiyan badal jaati hain, ladke nahin badaltey

â€¢ U r thousands of miles away from me,
still I'm watching ur every movement on 3 difft channels: Pogo,
Cartoon network & Animal planet. Thnx to media

â€¢ Indian Airlines slogan: A warm experience & motherly treatment... warm b'coz AC doesn't work & motherly because Air hostesses are above 50


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« Reply #13 Posted: February 12, 2007, 02:06:25 PM »

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« Reply #13 Posted: February 12, 2007, 02:06:25 PM »

â€¢ Doctor 2 husband: Tuhadi biwi te tuhada blood group same hai.
Husband: Hovega kyon ni, 25-saal to mera khoon jo pee rahi hai!

â€¢ After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, "You know, I was a fool when I married you."
She replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love & didn't notice."

â€¢ Q: What is difference between watch & wife
A: Ek kharaab hoti hai to band ho jaati hai aur doosri kharab hoti hai to chaloo ho jaati hai.

â€¢ Father: Tumhe kaisi biwi chahiye?
Son: Mujhe chand jai si biwi chahiye, jo raat ko aaye aur subha chali jaye!

â€¢ Sometimes, I forget to say hi,
Sometimes, I even miss to reply,
Sometimes, my msg doesn't reach u,
But, it doesn't mean that I forget u,
Iâ€™m just giving u time to miss me!

Lessons of life: Learn 2 care, learn 2 smile, learn 2 cry, learn 2 give, learn 2 4give, learn 2 share, learn 2 trust, n learn 2 luv & learn 2 say: U Miss me!

â€¢ Aapko milne ko man kar raha tha,
man ko samjhaya to dil tadapane laga,
dil ko bahelaya to ankhein ro padi,
unhe chup karaya to saansein bol padi... I miss U


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