have satallite tv for almost free IF not free!!!

this is a tut by me that i use at home to get all the channels "not including ppv" for almost free if not free... i have every single channel that dish network offers and i dont pay a single dollar..... ok this is how it goes...
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Get a dish 500 no matter how? ?buy /steal?
Sign up with dish network for like ?top 100? that will give you like 100 channels? it would cost you like 29.99 or 39.99 not sure?
Then you need to find 3 friends? or parent friends that are interested in having satellite TV?.
Dish network allows you to have up to 4 receivers in one house with no prob.
So the next day, or when ever you find a person or 3 of them? call the dish company and tell them that you would like to activate your 2nd receiver and would like to add some additional channels? for that you would need ?receiver # and smart card # of that new receiver that is at your friends house? so you give them the info and they hook the second receiver up? just don?t tell them that the receiver is not in the house?
They will hook up to 3 more receivers per account and when you get all 4 receivers you can get all channels on them and just split your bill between the other 3 people that are using your subscription?
For me it works perfectly? I live in Oregon and I have a receiver in my friends? house in Washington and two in California USA.
I don?t know if this thing would work anywhere else but it sure works for me