This face-down beach lounger. Tanning your back doesn't have to be boring ever again!

Canned PB&J. A revolutionary invention.

This instant snowball maker will help you stay warm and dry while you make others cold and wet.

Electric shoes. What are you just supposed to walk everywhere on your own like some kind of sucker?

A voice-activated popcorn maker that shoots popcorn directly into your mouth. I WANT THIS.

These lazy reading glasses. For only $4.44, you’ll never again be burdened by the task of sitting upright while watching TV or reading. But again, if you're that lazy you probably didn't bother to read this!