Jo asaani se mile WO hai gum,
Jo mushkil se miloe WO hai paisa,
Jo Kisi Kisi KO mile WO hai pyaar,
Jo naseeb walo KO mile WO hai"APUN KA Group Ka Link
Lamha Lamha waqt guzar jayega...
Chund lamhon mein exam aa jayega...
Abhi bhi waqt hai, do line parh lo...
Warna pass kya MUNNA BHAI karvaye ga??
BADBAN KHULNAY SA PEHLAY KA ISHARA DEKHNA
MAIN SAMANDAR DEKHTA HOON TUM KINARA DEKHNA
YOON BECHARNA BHI BUHAT ASAN NA THA TUM SA MAGAR
JATAY JATAY USKA WOH MURD KER DOBARA DEKHNA.
A sardarji went to a STD/ISD/PCO SHOP and slapped the operator twice.
Sad Guess why ?
bcoz there it was written "Number dial karnay se pehele do lagae"
Sunehri dhop barsati key bad,
thori si hansi har baat key bad,
isi tarhan ho mubarak apko 2006,2005 key bad.
Yeh jo kabhi kabhi msg bheja karte ho,
Hamara bheja kharab karte ho,
Khud k bheje me to kuch hai nahin,
Auron k bheje hoe msg bheja karte ho.
Os ko bohat chaha magar woh mila hi nahi,
LAkh koshish ki magar fasla mita hi nahi,
Os ko zamaney ne majboor is qadar kr diya,,K
woh meri kisi sada per thera hi nahi,
Har aik se poocha sabab os k na milney ka,,
Har aik ne kaha woh tere liye bana hi nahi
Meri dua hai tum naik seerat ho ......
Tera dil teri tarhan khoobsurat ho .........
Mil jaye har cheez tujhay dua say phele......
khud dua ko tere hathoon ki zaroorat ho
Kohi itna chahe tumhe to batana.
koi tumhe itnay naaz uthaye to batana........
dosti to ker lega har kohi tum se..........
koi hamari taraha nibhaye to batana
dil se dil milaker to dekho
humari yad main aasu baha ker to dekho
sms to kia msd cals b dengy
kabhi humary mobile main card dilwa ker to dekho.. Wink
Ehsas buhat hu ga jab chale jayenge
Royenge magar aansu nahi ayenge
Jab sath na dey koi tu awaz hamein daina
Asman par bhi honge tu laut ke ayenge
Ik zara si bhool khata ban gayi
Meri vafai hi meri saza ban gai
Dil liya aur khel kar tor diya
Hamari jaan gayi unki adaa ban gai
Dosti karo college wali se, pyar karo office wali se, programe karo
pados wali se, ankh ladao sali se, love karo dilwali se, aur mar khao
ghar wali sy,
Pather ki deewaar na tori
pyar bhara dil tor dia
ek rupee ki khatir
tumne SMS karna chor dia
Kya lekar aaya tha?
Kya lekar jayega?
Mujhe SMS na karke Zalim
Tu kitna Chillar bachayega ....
Aey mere SMS mere dost ke pass jana,
Agar wo so raha ho to shor mat machana,
Jab wo jage to dhire se 'Muskarana',
Phir kehna "KANJUS" SMS karo!
Sunsan sarak k sookhay hue peepal ki tuti hui tehni k murjhaye hue
pattey pay baithay hue bhoot k pair se nikaltay hue khoon par baithe
hue beemaar bacteria ki kasam........ I miss you
1960s Girl: Pehla pehla pyar hai, chhai bahar hae, aja more sajna tera
intzar hy.
2004 Girl: dusra/teesra pyar hai. dil bekrar hai, aja morey sajna
varna chautha tayyar hai.
Kon kehta hai dost ki humari judaai hogi,
yeh afwah zaror kisi dushman
ne urayi hogi,shaan se rahenge tumahre dil mein hum,
itne dino mein kuch to jaga banai hogi
Yeh tumhara SULAGTA hua JISM ..KAPKAPATAY HONT....LARKHARATI
AAWAZ...THARTHARATA BADAN .mujhe pehle se shak tha ke tumhain
MALARIA HAI.....
Gadha jo khaye wo Ghas ho tum,
Buddhe ka Chyawanprash ho tum,
Idiot stupid bakwas ho tum,
Par jo bhi ho yar, Dost Jhakaas ho tum...
Khuda se thoda raham khareed lete,
Aap ke zakhmo ka marham khareed lete.
Agar kahi bikti khushiya meri,
To saari bech kar aap ka har ghum khareed lete.
Kash tumhare chere pe chicken-pox ke daag hote,
Kash tumhare chere pe chicken-pox ke daag hote,
chand to tum ho hi,
sitare bhi saath hote!!
Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho.Itna qatil kaise sharma lete
ho.Kitni aasani se Jaan le lete ho.Kisi ne sikhaya hai ya bachpan se
hi kaminay ho ?
Ikhtiyarre tabbasum ki lau ko
tarranume numayish se aghaa dena...
Jo iska matlab samajh aaye to
please mujhe bhi bata dena.....
Log ishq kartay hain baray shor kay sath, Humne bhi kia bare zor kay
sath, Lakin ab karain gay thoray ghor kay sath, Kyunke kal usay dekha
kisi aur kay sath.
tumhare diay huy gham ki tumhain aisi saza mile,
tumko (motion) lagain aur tumko karne ki kahee jaga na mile..
Let me Draw your Face!
Don't Move!
Nearly Finished!
Ok!
Wana Look?
*****
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Hai main mar javan, Kinney Sonay ho Tum.
Yun nazar ki baat aur dil chura gaye,
Andhero ke saaye mein dhadkan suna gaye,
Hum to samjhe the "Ajnabi" aapko,
Aap to hume apna bana gaye
