? What's Ford?
Santa: Gaadi.
What's Oxford?
Santa: So simple, Bail Gaadi.

? Banta sent sms to Santa: Bhejnewala mahan,
padhnewala gadha.
Santa got angry and replied: Bhejnewala gadha,
padhnewala mahan.

? Q: Why did Santa throw the butter out of the window?
A: He wanted to see butterfly!

? Nurse: Congrats Santa ji, aap papa ban gaye.
Santa: Meri wife ko nahi bolna mein use surprise
dunga!

? Jeeto: I didn't know you smoked. When did you start?
Preeto: That night my husband came home early and
found a cigarette butt in the ashtray.

? Preeto 2 maid: Oh Kanta, I hv reason 2 suspect that
Banta is having an affair with his secretary.
Kanta: I don't believe it! U r just trying 2 make me
jealous.

? Once Professor Santa asked a plumber to come to his
college. You know why?
Because he wanted to check from where the question
paper is leaking.

? Banta: Why is the Police nicknamed "The heart of the
country"?
Santa: It beats, beats, beats....

? Santa: My dad was an extremely brave man. He once
entered a lion's cage.
Banta: He probably got a lot of applause ven he got
out.
Santa: I didn't say he got out.

? Petrol ke rate badhne par Santa bola: "Menu koi
farak nahin penda. Pehle bhi 100 ka bharwata tha ab
bhi 100 ka bharwata hoon."

? Santa found answer to the most difficult question
ever- What comes first - the chicken or the egg ? O
yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega !

? Teacher: I want you to tell me the longest sentence
you can think of Santa's son, Pappu: Life
imprisonment!

? Santa was drawing money from ATM. Banta, who was
just behind him in the line said: I've seen ur
password. It?s ****. Sant: U r wrong. It?s 1394.

Q: Why did Santa take his pregnant wife Jeeto to
Pizza Hut? A: Because they advertised: 'Free Delivery'

? Santa (reading from book of facts): "Do you know
that every time I breathe a man dies?" Banta: "Why
don't you use a mouth wash?"