Kool Sms

Taruna

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Kool Sms

« Posted: February 12, 2007, 11:13:30 AM »

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Aap ke haath mein Mobile hai,
chehray pe khoob Smile hai,
Msgs ki achi khasi File hai,
phir bhi sms nahi karte ho,
Ye kon sa STYle hai
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Roshni deker doob jana koi suraj se seekhey..
Dil deker dard lena ki ada koi humse seekhey..
kuch na deker Dil lena koi unse seekhey..
SMS leker REPLY na kerna koi Appse seekhey
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Kya leke aye they,
Kya lekar jaoge,
Mujhe SMS na karke,
Zalim kitne Paise Bachaoge!
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*Meri taraf say apko 1 "PAPPI"
Apki saheli ko 1 "PAPPI"
Saheli ki saheli ko 1 "PAPPI"
Batau Q?
Aaj hi mere "DOGGY" ne 10 "PAPPI" ko janam dia hai!
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Always start your day with a lot of S E X
S-mile
E-nergy
X-citement
so make SEX a daily habit, & u'll always be SMILING!
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meri yaad aye: yaad karo.
Zyada aye : sms Karo.
Ussey zyada aye : phone karo
Ussey bhi zyada aye to millo
ager ussey bhi zyada aaye to ..
plz jhoot bolna band karo
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kya ker rahay ho?
bussy ho?
kitna bussy ho?
ager kum ho to message kyun nahi karte ho?
ager ziyada ho to message kyun pad rahy ho ?
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sms,sms,sms,sms,sms,sms,sms,sms,sms, sms,sms,sms,sms,sms,sms,sms,
Kya aap ko kisi nay aaj tak itnay sms bheje hain?
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Days are 2 Busy, Hours are 2Fast, Seconds are 2
Few But there's always Time for Me 2 disturb You
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jam kadwa hai magar itna nahi ki pia na jaye,
zindagi main dard hai magar itna nahi ki jia na jaye,
sms karny per paise lagty hain
magar itney nahi ki kia na jaye;)
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« Reply #1 Posted: February 12, 2007, 12:10:55 PM »

Khushi

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Hello!!

Re: Kool Sms

« Reply #1 Posted: February 12, 2007, 12:10:55 PM »

☻SEX
SEX is My Fav. I Do it regularly. Do it & Feel Gd! U'll enjoy it! I'll Die w/out SEX, S-Sleep, E-Eat, X-xercise, So do it everiday, gd for u.

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☻SEX ON TEXT
Press down... down more... Ok more... YES ahh ohh yes... almost there... yeah oh shit harder... SO GOOD...! mmmmm... That's how I sex on text!

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☻YOU ARE WANTED
The Police are looking for a suspect who is smart, sexy, witty & very good looking... So where are you gonna hide Me?

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☻TALKING DIRTY
When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 per minute. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

U are a...

B. I. T. C. H.

Beautiful

Intelligent

Talented

Cute

Horny

r u smiling now?

*YOU BITCH*
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(>-<4>-<) * . * . *
("( ?–, )") * . * .
*'.( \ )/ * . * . *
* ..J * . * . * A shower of blessngs.
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/),,/)
( ' ; ' )
(,,)-(,,)
Kiss me
/),, /)
( ; ' )
(,,)-(,,)
Here
/) ,,/)
( ' ; )
(,,)-(,,)
Here /)
( * ) & here! (,,)-(,,)
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'. I .'
" . "

, -. .- , -. .- .
'. I '. Miss.'
" . " " . "

, -. .- , -. .- .-. .-.
'. I '.Miss.'You. .'
" . " " . " " . "
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pls turn ur PC
upside down now!!

37OHSSV O773H

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« Reply #2 Posted: February 12, 2007, 12:17:41 PM »

Khushi

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Hello!!

Re: Kool Sms

« Reply #2 Posted: February 12, 2007, 12:17:41 PM »

Bas nazron se dekh liya hota,
Agar tamanna thi darane ki.
Hum yunhi behosh ho gaye hote
kya zarurat thi muskurane ki... Laughing

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Maine Kaha Dil-Ruba..
Usne kaha Paise Dikha.
Maine Kaha-Paise Nahi
Usne kaha Kaise Nahi
Maine Kaha Mehangayi Hai..
Usne Kaha--"Ja Tu mera Bhai Hai"!!

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Har rat hum tumhe yaad karte kiya hai,
sitaro me tumhe dekha karte hai,
lekin hamare khwabo me mat aana tum
kyuki hum bhoot se dara karte hai

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Aaj kal tum muskuraati bohot ho
Mere dil ko bhaati bohot ho
Dil kehta hai le jaoon tumhain dinner per
Per suna hai tum khaati bohot ho!

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shayad mere pyar ko taste
karna bhool gaye
dil ko aisa cut kiya
ke paste karna bhool gaye

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Chand pe kali ghata to aati to hogi,
Sitaaron ko muskurahat aati to hogi...
Tum laakh chupao duniya se magar,
Akele me tumhe apni shakal
pe hansi aati to hogi....

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Jab tum angrai lete ho to
hamara dum nikal jata hai,
Ai zaalim, Ai kaatil deodrant
lagane me tumhara kya jata hai!!

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Abe hawa ke jhonke..
aankh ki batti bhuja..
light ka meter band kar..
aur ankhon ke parde jhuka..
chal so ja..bole to.. GOOD NIGHT

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Tere pyar ka email mere
dil ko lubhataa hai
Par beech main tere baap
ka virus aa jataa hai!

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Duniya mai aaye ho tho aisa kam karo kadar dan.
Duniya mai aaye ho tho aisa kam karo kadar dan.

Ke jis gali se bhi gujro awaz aaye aba jan aba jan...


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