बहुत दिन हुए वो तूफ़ान नही आया,
उस हसीं दोस्त का कोई पैगाम नही आया,
सोचा में ही कलाम लिख देता हूँ,
उसे अपना हाल- ए- दिल तमाम लिख देता हूँ,
ज़माना हुआ मुस्कुराए हुए,
आपका हाल सुने... अपना हाल सुनाए हुए,
आज आपकी याद आई तो सोचा आवाज़ दे दूं,
अपने दोस्त की सलामती की कुछ ख़बर तो ले लू

ONE
If you're ugly,
stop acting like you don't know it.
The captions under your picture that says "top model pose"
"superman/superwoman"
"arnt i hot/handsome/cute"
doesn't convince anyone.


TWO
To the people who have like 25,000 friends, are you serious?
Nobody in this universe can keep up with that many friends.
You're stupid.
Go play in traffic.


THREE
Don't ever post pictures and say
"OMG, I'm so ugly"
"OMG,I'm so fat"
because if you were,
you wouldn't post them.


FOUR
Nobody cares about threats over the internet.
Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard.
Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics; even if you
win, you're still retarded.


FIVE
Making 20 bulletins a day
about how you hate other people
b/c yoUR not on their top 8.
who really cares, i mean get over it!


SIX
Who really gives a crap if
I don't accept you as a friend?
MOVE ON!!!
Don't send me another request or message asking "what's up with you,
not
adding me?"
I don't want you as a friend;
that's what's up!


SEVEN
Little 12 year olds who have Orkut
and look like little cartoons,
go somewhere else
because nobody wants you here.


EIGHT
If you have decided to read this,
you are a true Orkut Friend.
Real friends read their bulletins.


NINE
I say you go and pass this on
and maybe it will finally get through people's brains



TEN
And if you open a bulletin and it says something like "repost this in
100 seconds or a ghost will rape your dog tonight,"
IT'S NOT REAL!
QUIT BEING AN IDIOT!!!!!!!!

Systems management is the supervision of the information technology systems in an organization. This includes purchasing of IT equipment and software, physically distributing and installing it, configuring it, maintaining it with enhancement and service updates, setting up problem-handling processes, and determining whether objectives are being met.



Related terms: network security, systems management software, IT management

A SYN Flood attack is a type of denial of service attack meant to bring a network to its knees by repeatedly bombarding it with useless traffic. This network security failure begins when an attacking source generates TCP packets with random IP addresses and directs them towards the victim host. The host server replies by sending SYN ACK packets to the spoofed source addresses, which fail to respond. Hence, the host's finite-sized queue of connections waiting to be completed is filled, and before these half-open connections can time out, legitimate requests are denied. Because the IP addresses are spoofed, the source is difficult to identify. However, network security solutions to monitor traffic and limit damage are widely available.


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One particularly useful survey software feature is the integration with an organization's database so that survey questions are tailored to the features (at risk, repeat buyer etc.) of the customer being surveyed.


Related terms: customer satisfaction, customer satisfaction survey, survey software services

Supply Chain Management (SCM) describes the discipline of optimizing the delivery of goods, services and information from supplier to customer. Typical supply chain management goals include production schedule streamlining, inventory reduction, pinpointing of bottlenecks, and efforts to improve order response time.


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An SSL digital certificate is an electronic file that uniquely identifies individuals and servers. Digital certificates allow the client (Web browser) to authenticate the server prior to establishing an SSL session. Typically, digital certificates are signed by an independent and trusted third party to ensure their validity. The "signer" of a digital certificate is known as a Certification Authority (CA), such as VeriSign.


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Related terms: spyware, spyware removal software, adware, anti-spyware, spyware scan, malware

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Related terms: spam, anti spam software, enterprise spam filter, junk email spam filter, spam blocker

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The engine has been built in to plug-ins for Outlook, Eudora, and other mail applications, and a variety of commercial vendors offer free, personal-use spam filters that incorporate Spam Bayes technology.

 
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Six Sigma aims to have the total number of failures in quality, or customer satisfaction, occur beyond the sixth sigma of likelihood in a normal distribution of customers. Here sigma stands for a step of one standard deviation; designing processes with tolerances of at least six standard deviations will, on reasonable assumptions, yield fewer than 3.4 defects in one million.
 
 
Related terms: Six Sigma Training, Six Sigma Certification, Six Sigma Black Belt