Pull My Finger Fart Finger Pen ($ 1.99)
 
A real working pen that lets out a fart sound!

Cigarette Pen
 
Need to curb those cravings at work? This 4" long pen (with cap) has been created to look like a cigarette, minus the smoke and nicotine fix.

Shocking Pen - Empire Edition ($ 0.90)
 
Looks like a normal pen, until you touch it.

Astronaut Rocket Pen ($ 8.94)
 
“Write a message and go where no pen has gone before”. Each pen writes and blasts off approximately 36 inches from its launch pad. Simply insert and press the pen into the launch base. Push the ignition control button and watch it fly.

Monopoly Pinball Pen ($5.99)
 
Play Monopoly pinball or write the next great pulitzer prized novel. You decide.

A flashlight, laser pointer and ballpoint pen all in one, meet the Ultimate Geek Pen ($ 8.98)

This high tech gadget has enough bells and whistles to make most geeks drool. Twist the metal tip one way and you get a ballpoint pen, twist it the other way and you get a stylus tip for use with PDAs and games. Press the top button to turn on the laser pointer, press the bottom button to cycle through the flashlight and UV light. The flashlight even comes on a flexible rod for precision aiming.