A self-turning ice-cream cone.

12 MPH cooler. Carry your cooler to the beach? How about ride your cooler to the beach!

This self-mixing chocolate milk mug will change your life... not really.

Banana slicer. Don't put your private parts in there.

This electric potato peeler will make Army redundant. Just kidding.

Your baby is on the floor anyway, so why not combine it with a mop?

This milk tap that keeps you from ever having to lift the jug again.

This twirling spaghetti fork. Never having to twirl your fork again!

Corn kerneler peeler. Save time and your teeth!

A combo remote-control/bottle opener. Miss up to 5 seconds of commercials while you grab your bottle opener? NEVER!

This inflatable pillow tie. If you’re already sleeping at work make that experience more comfortable.

Sandals that are also mops.

Ergonomic chin rest. Look, your head weighs like 10 lbs. You want to just sit around the rest of your life lifting 10 lbs. all day?

Ok, how about a one-handed beer opener? Say goodbye to the days of having to take your hand out of the Doritos bowl to open a beer.