Title: Hindi/Urdu SMS Post by: Taruna on February 12, 2007, 10:58:10 AM Khush to bahot hoge tum,
Khush to bahot hoge tum,Ki forward karne ke liye SMS mil gaya,Magar aab kya karoge...?Jab msg me kuch bhi nahi mila...?Ha ha ha ha Dosti Kro College wali se Dosti kro college wali se, Ishq larao office wali se, Flirt kro pros wali se, Pyar kro dilwali se, ankh larao sali se, aur maar khao ger wali se. Jo Juldi mile woh hai gum Jo juldi mile woh hai gum, jo dair se mile woh hai paisa,jo kisi kisi ko mile woh hai pyar, jo kismat se mile woh hain AAP. Life is like math Life is like math. Friends ko plus kro , dushman ko minus kro, khushion ko multiply kro, Gham ko divide kro, aur hamesha muskrao. Aap aik brilliant, beautiful, genius Aap aik brilliant, beautiful, genius, smart, nice, gud looking, intelligent, respectful, kind, ideal larkay/larki ka sms par rahe ho. 5 great people: 5 great people: 1.Quaid, woh to ab rahe nahi 2.Wasim Akram, woh kisi kaam ka nahi, 3.Aishwarya Rai, apni pohanch say bahir. Baqi rahe aap aur hum So keep in Touch Wife- i will die. Husband- i will also die. Wife- i will die. Husband- i will also die. Wife- Why do you want 2 die? hosband- bcoz ma itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta:! Meri to behan hai"! Sardar going with his sister, Some shouts "Oye, ,mashoka le ker kahan nikle" Sardar gets furious & slap him & says" Oye. mashoka hogi tero. Meri to behan hai"! Murga SARDAR tha!!! A Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chiken, Waiter comes with the order, Surdar:Murgi di taang kithe hai? Waiter:Woh langra tha. Surdar: Dil? Waiter:Dil murgi le gayee. Surdar: Dimaag? Waiter: Murga SARDAR tha!!! Message pe message bhejte ho, Message pe message bhejte ho, bhej bhej ke bheja kharab karte ho, bhejte ho toh bhi kya bhejte ho, khud ka bheja to chalta nahi dosron ka bheja hua bhejte ho!! sadak hi sidhi nikli. Suchta tha har mor per aap ka intezar karenge.. per, per, per, per, per, per, per, per, per, kambhakat sadak hi sidhi nikli. BEHRE HO PHONE UTHAO JULDI! Whan i call u, 1 ring means i' m thinking of u, 2 rings means i like u, 3 rings means i'm missing u, 4 rings means i need u, 5 rings mean.. BEHRE HO PHONE UTHAO JULDI! higher studies Pathan sitting on the top of the mountain and studying.. When a person askied what he was doing.. He replied.. Oye! higher studies yaar... 25 saal se amara koon peeta aay..! Doctor says to pathan: Appka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai? Pathan: Hoga zaror hoga; 25 saal se amara koon peeta aay..! Khidki se deakho to raste pe koi nahi tha Khidki se deakho to raste pe koi nahi tha, Khidki se dekha to raste pe koi nahi tha, Raste pe ja ke dekha to khidki pe koinahi tha... Ball to pahle se hi gol hai Laloo: 2 his P.A.: Itne khilari kyun football ko laat mar rahe hai? P.A.: Goal kar ne k liye. Laloo: Susra, Ball to pahle se hi gol hai aur kitna gol karenge.! Meri umbrella Kab wapis kro ge! Jab barish hoti hai, Tum yaad aate ho. Jab kali ghata chaye, Tum yaad ate ho,Jab bheegte hain tum yaad aate ho, Bataoo Meri umbrella Kab wapis kro ge! SMS kar sakte ho! Kaise ho? maze me? tabiyat kasei? ungli me dard nahi na? aankh bhi ok? dimag thikane? Kaamal ha yar fir to SMS kar sakte ho! Aapke life mein mithas ho cadbury jaise, Aapke life mein mithas ho cadbury jaise, ronak ho nerolac paint jaise, mehak ho axe jaise, tazgi ho colgate jaise, aur tenssion free rehe huggies jaise! God ne tujhe bheja to bheja God ne tujhe bheja to bheja, lekin behja to aisa bheja ki behje main bheja hi nahi bheja, Ye mujhe kise ne bheja, isliye maine tujhe bheja! kuch tu baat he aap mai, Sharab bani to Maikhane bane..Husn bana tu Deewane bane.. kuch tu baat he aap mai, yu hi nahi pagal khane bane.. kesa laga bole to do-char SMS chipka dal mamu Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahi aarele, Bhai ka khopdi boht tight he, Bol nikalu kya tera luky draw? bole to do-char SMS chipka dal mamu. Sender...Circuit Bhai.! Haqeeqat karo byaan to mazaak lagta hai, Haqeeqat karo byaan to mazaak lagta hai, ibadat karo jab to jhootha khwab lagta hai, Are ye dil hai dil, aur dil ki hai ye sdaa, aur tum kehte ho ki tumhe ye haseen ittfak lagta hai zindagi mauhtaj nhn manzilon ki zindagi mauhtaj nhn manzilon ki, waqt har manzil dikha deta hai, kon marta hai kisi ke liya, waqt sab ko jeena sikha deta. ya dil pyar ke qabil na raha ya dil pyar ke qabil na raha,Koi bhi izhar ke qabil na reha,is dil main bas gayi dosti aapki ab tu chand bhi deedar ke kabil na raha! kal ho na ho.. kal ho na ho... Aaj tu hai... Aaj ho na ho... Ya pel tu hay... Ya pel ho na ho... Hum tu hia... Hum ho na ho... Humari dosti tu hai. HUM AAP KO KABHI KHONEY HUM AAP KO KABHI KHONEY NAHIN DENGE JUDA HONA CHAHA TO BHI HONE NAHIN DENGE CHANDNI RATON MEIN AYE GI MERI YAAD MERI YAAD KE WOH PAL AAP KO SONE NAHIN DENGE Log apna banake chod dete hai. Log apna banake chod dete hai. Rishta gairo se jod lete hai.. Hum to ek phool bhi na tod sake. Log to dil bhi tod dete hai Aey chaand, tu bhi kiya ghazab Aey chaand, tu bhi kiya ghazab dhaata hai, Bachpan main "mama" aur jawaani main "yaar" nazar aata hai Zindagi May Hamesha Naye Zindagi May Hamesha Naye Log Milenge, Kahin Ziyada To Kahin Kam Milenge, Aitbaar Zara Soch Kar Karna, Mumkin Nahi Har Jagah Tumhe Hum Milenge Phool bina.....Khushboo bekaar Phool bina.....Khushboo bekaar Chand bina.....Chandni bekaar Pyar bina.....Zindagi bekaar Mere SMS bina.....Tumhara MOBILE bekaar!!! naha lana chahiye. Kabhi hosla bhi azmaa lena chahiye, Bure waqt main muskura lena chahiye, Jab saat din main bhi khujali na mite, to 8ve din naha lana chahiye. Tumhe kutta katega. Jis tarha heere ko heera katta hai... Sone ko sona katta hai...Lohe ko loha katta hai.. Theek usi tarha dekh lena ek din.. Tumhe kutta katega... Torch Theek hai After finishing MBBS, Dr. Munna start his practice. He checked 1st patient eyes, tongue & ears by torch & finallly said Bole To.. Torch Theek hai 'zehar hai ki pyar hai tera chumma'! Two snakes sitting in the jungle, Female snake tried to kiss the male snake, Suddenly male snake turned and started singing 'zehar hai ki pyar hai tera chumma'! DETTOL k siva kuch laagate nahi! Dil k dard ko zuba per laate nahi, Hum apni aankhon se ansu bahate nahi, Zakham chahe kitna hi gahre kyo na ho, hmm DETTOL k siva kuch laagate nahi! Free SMS ki scheme me! Yaad karte hai tumhe tanhi me, Dil duba hai gamo ki gahrai me, Hume mat dhundo duniya ki bhid me, Hum milenge tumhe fir kisi, free SMS ki scheme me! Shukriya Bhai Jan Bhehar ki gali main paan ki dukan, Devdas ne dekhi Paro Ki muskan, Devdas ne khilaya paro ko paan, Khake paan Paro bolo"Shukriya Bhai Jan" Meri taref se apko 1 "PuPPI Meri taref se apko 1 "PuPPI" Aapki saheli ko 1 "PAPPI" Saheli ki saheli ko 1 "PuPPI" Batau bhala kiun? Aaj hi mere "DOggy" ne 10 "PuPPI" ko janam de hai! Tum Haste Raho Tum Haste Raho, O Haste Raho, O Haste Raho, O Haste Raho, Muskarate Raho, Sada Khilkhilate Raho, Khush Raho, Mera Kya Hain, Log Tumhe hi! Paagal Kahenge! Ha Ha Ha! aap SMS kyuo nahi karte hai.. Kya aap.. Colse Up karte hain..? Kya aap Confidence se Chalte hai..! Kya aap Penalty Bharte hai...! "MOBILE" k bill se derte hai..! To aap SMS kyuo nahi karte hai..! Bahaar aane se pehle fiza aa gayi Arz kya hai: Bahaar aane se pehle fiza aa gayi, ki bahaar aane se pahle fiza aa gayi, aur phool khilne se pahle....bakri kha gayi.. Us se milna hi nahin dil main Us se milna hi nahin dil main tahaiya (Irada) kar lain Woh khud aye to bohat sard rawaiya kar lain Haseeno ne haseen banke gunah, Haseeno ne haseen banke gunah Kiya, auronko to theek, humko bhi tabah kiya pesh kiya gazhlon mein jab unki bewafaiee ko, auron ne to theek unhone bhi WAH WAH kiya ... Suna hai ke us ko rubt hai kharab halon Suna hai ke us ko rubt hai kharab halon say, yehi baat hai to apne aap ko berbaad ker kay dekhtay hain. dosti kaa yeh paigham aap kaay naam dosti kaa yeh paigham aap kaay naam zindagi ki her shaam aap kaay naam iss safar mein hamsafar hai hum dono iss dosti ko nibhana hai aap kaa kaam kisi naay dil ko isqadar choo kisi naay dil ko isqadar choo leya kay hum kisi aur ko choo naa saka hum tuu chaly taay dost banany aap tuu dil ki dharkan ban gaye... tujay chanay walay kam naa hoon gaay tujay chanay walay kam naa hoon gaay waqat kaay sath shahid hum naa hoongaay chahay kisi ko kitna b pyar deyna lekin teri yaadon kaay haqdar sierf hum hoon gaay dosti ko pluse karo,doshmani dosti ko pluse karo,doshmani ko minus karo,khosi ko multiply karo and ghamo ko divide karo.kyia pata kal ho na ho and love ko enjoy karo tum ho tu ham hain,ham hai tum ho tu ham hain,ham hai tu jaha hai warna kuch be nahi,coz there is no end 2 love yoon to zindagi sadyoon ka gumaan tha.. yoon to zindagi sadyoon ka gumaan tha... Dekha to ek saanse ka sara jahan tha... Tufano me kashti ko kinaray bhi Tufano me kashti ko kinaray bhi miltay hain, jahan ma logon k saharay bhi miltay hain , duniya me sub se payari ha zindgi khuch log zindgi se bi payarey miltay ha. mangta hoon to deti nahi mangta hoon to deti nahi jawab meri baat ka deti ho to khara ho jata hai rom rom jazbaat ka kyun kehte ho bar bar daloo baloo mein phool ghulab ka Ik tabasum honto pay raksa hai Ik tabasum honto pay raksa hai Koshish hai gam chopane ki Mere ahbaab samajte hai Mujhe adat hai muskarane ki Tu jiye hajaro saal, Saal ke din Tu jiye hajaro saal, Saal ke din hon 10,000 saal. Ehsaas Bohat Hoga Jab Chor Ke Jainga Ehsaas Bohat Hoga Jab Chor Ke Jaingay Roengay Bohat Magar Aansu Nahi Aaengay Jab Saat Na De Koi To Awaz Hamain Dena Aasman Per Bhi Hongay To Lout Ke Aaengay sher;Phir na jane kon duao sher;Phir na jane kon duao mai yaad karta ha,Mai dobta hon samandar uchal deta ha. perodi;Phir na jane kon gunaaho mai yaad karta hai,Main chup rehta hoon our teacher nikal deta ha. zindagi main sada muskurate zindagi main sada muskurate raho fasile kam karo dil milate raho.dard kaisa bhi ho koi gham na karo.rat kali sahi ankh nam na karo.ik sitara bno jagmagate raho. Boy to a pretty girl, ajaa Boy to a pretty girl, ajaa dil main aja, Girl: sandel utarun kya? Boy, nahi, wese hi aja, yai masjid yan mundir nahin hai. kya mangu khuda se tume pane ke ba kya mangu khuda se tume pane ke baad. kiska karu intzar zindgi main tere aane ke baad. kyun pyar me jaan luta deta hai log , mujhe maloom hua tumhe apna banane ke baad. meri kisi khata pe naraj na hona. meri kisi khata pe naraj na hona. apni pyari c muskan kabi na khona. sukoon milta hai sunn kar apki hansi ko, haste rehna zindgi me kbi udaas na hona... Title: Re: Hindi/Urdu SMS Post by: Khushi on February 12, 2007, 05:53:11 PM Pathar se dosti, Jaan ko khatra.
Pathan se dosti, Demag ko khatra. Daru se dosti, Liver ko khatra. Hum se dosti, raat be raat SMS ka khatra Sabse intelligent koun: TUM sabse smart koun: TUM sabse strong koun: TUM in sab me TUM se jyada koun: HUM Lekin duniya me sabse acche dost kaun: HUM TUM! Dil mey KHUDA hain, Aankh mey NASHA hain, Baat mey MAZAA hain, Chaal mey ADAA hain, Andaaz bhi JUDAA hain, Pyar mey WAFAA hain! Arrey.... isiliye toh sab log Mujhpar FIDAA hain... Din Mein Chain Nahi, Rat Mein Neend Nahi, Jee Na Lage Kahin, Bhukh, Pyas lage Nahi, He Bhagwan kya ye Pyar hai? Bhagwan: Nahi Beti Tu CHIKEN GUNIA ki Shikar Hai!!!! Ek Swal Aapke Liye, "HUM AAPKE HAI KON", Aapka javab bhi Film ka naam se hona chaihe, Ye Sub ko bhejo aur dekho kya kya Naam Tumhare Milte hai Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya, Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai, Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya, Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Ha Sardar: Raat muje ek aadmi ne chaku dikhakar loot liya. Friend:Lekin tere pas to hamesha Gun hoti hai. Sardar-Wo maine chupa di thi, varna wo bhi chori ho jati. Aap ke haath mein Mobile hai, chehray pe khoob Smile hai, Msgs ki achi khasi File hai, phir bhi sms nahi karte ho, Ye kon sa STYle hai kya ker rahay ho? bussy ho? kitna bussy ho? ager kum ho to message kyun nahi karte ho? ager ziyada ho to message kyun pad rahy ho? If Malika plays roll of Draupadi, Duryodhan will say pheli bhabhi ko sari to pehna, hum to dekhen ye vastro mein kaisi lagti hai..? Jawani ke din chamkile ho gaye, husn ke tewar nukile ho gaye, hum izhar karne me thode dhile ho gaye, AUR UNKE HATH PEEL HO GAYE.... Humne Chaand se pooha teri Chaandni ka raaz kya hai? Chaand ne aapki taraf Ishara kar ke kaha, Inhi say pucho jisay dekh kar mein chamakta hoon Aap ek Mobile ki tarah ho, khwab mein atey ho SMS ki tarah, Dil mein bas jatay ho Ring Tone ki tarah; Mohabbat aapki hai Network ki tarah, hum ko bhool na jaana Balance ki tarah Pyar ko mat chhupao, usey zarurat hai jatane ki, Apni pratibhaon ko mat chupao, unhe zarurat hai badhane ki, Ab aur perfume mat lagao, tumhe zarurat hai nahane ki Is pyari si subah mein, pyare se mausam mein, pyari si koyal ki awaaz, pyari si hawaaon mein, sabse pyare insaan aur sabse pyare dost ko Good Morning! Dua hai Ki Kamyabi ke har sikhar pe aap ka naam hoga, aapke har kadam par duniya ka salam hoga, Himat se mushkilon ka samana karna hamari dua hai ki waqt bhi ek din aapka gulam hoga. Aye raat tu mere akelepan par havi mat ho, Varna tu us din pastayegi, jab mera mehboob meri bahon me hoga, Aur tu ik pal main nikaljayegi Darde Dil Mein Gam Ki Kaliyan Khilti Hain Ab To Tanhayi Aksar Humse Milti Hai Aapne Bandh Kiya Jabse SMS Karna Mobile Ki Battery Jyada Chalti Hai. Aaj aasman mein tare aise chamak rahe hai Aaj aasman mein tare aise chamak rahe hai.. JAISE KAL CHAMAK RAHE THE ! Voh sadak ke is paar thi hum sadak ke us par the kuch hum aage badhe, kuch voh aage badhi hum kuch aur aage badhe, voh bhi kuch aur aage badhi ab hum sadak ke us par the, aur voh sadak ke is par thi. |