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Title: Santa Banta SMS... Post by: Taruna on February 12, 2007, 10:44:59 AM ? What's Ford?
Santa: Gaadi. What's Oxford? Santa: So simple, Bail Gaadi. ? Banta sent sms to Santa: Bhejnewala mahan, padhnewala gadha. Santa got angry and replied: Bhejnewala gadha, padhnewala mahan. ? Q: Why did Santa throw the butter out of the window? A: He wanted to see butterfly! ? Nurse: Congrats Santa ji, aap papa ban gaye. Santa: Meri wife ko nahi bolna mein use surprise dunga! ? Jeeto: I didn't know you smoked. When did you start? Preeto: That night my husband came home early and found a cigarette butt in the ashtray. ? Preeto 2 maid: Oh Kanta, I hv reason 2 suspect that Banta is having an affair with his secretary. Kanta: I don't believe it! U r just trying 2 make me jealous. ? Once Professor Santa asked a plumber to come to his college. You know why? Because he wanted to check from where the question paper is leaking. ? Banta: Why is the Police nicknamed "The heart of the country"? Santa: It beats, beats, beats.... ? Santa: My dad was an extremely brave man. He once entered a lion's cage. Banta: He probably got a lot of applause ven he got out. Santa: I didn't say he got out. ? Petrol ke rate badhne par Santa bola: "Menu koi farak nahin penda. Pehle bhi 100 ka bharwata tha ab bhi 100 ka bharwata hoon." ? Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever- What comes first - the chicken or the egg ? O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega ! ? Teacher: I want you to tell me the longest sentence you can think of Santa's son, Pappu: Life imprisonment! ? Santa was drawing money from ATM. Banta, who was just behind him in the line said: I've seen ur password. It?s ****. Sant: U r wrong. It?s 1394. Q: Why did Santa take his pregnant wife Jeeto to Pizza Hut? A: Because they advertised: 'Free Delivery' ? Santa (reading from book of facts): "Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?" Banta: "Why don't you use a mouth wash?" |