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Title: FLIRTING SMS... Post by: Taruna on February 12, 2007, 10:34:58 AM What is live ? Live is love. Whats love ? Love is kissing. Whats kissing ?
Come here and I show you ======================================================================= Dil se tera khyaal na jaye to kya karun Hasrat yeh hai ki ek nazar tujhey dekh lun magar madaari tujhey roz na laye to kya karun ====================================================== Woh ayi muskurai unhone kaha humney suna woh kehti gayi hum suntey rahe woh chal diye hum reh na sake bus bol diya....attendance to le lo madam! ====================================================== Kiss is not like Nokia...Connecting People Kiss is not like Nike..Just Do It. Kiss is not like Pepsi..Yeh Dil Maange More But Kiss is like Pan Parag..Ek Se Mera Kya Hoga ====================================================== Hi, do you want to see the priceless gift that god gave me? Where are you searching..... Just look in the mirror. ====================================================== Q: What is a kiss? A: Very simple, its an enquiry at the top floor about the vacancy in the ground floor. ====================================================== Majnoo ,laila ke baloon mein aisa khoya ki...... behosh ho gaya. aur jab jaga to poocha....... LAILA ! KITNE DINOON SE SIR NAHI DHOYA....? ====================================================== What is a kiss? In view of geomatry: Kiss, is the shortest distance between 2 lips. In the view of economics: Kiss is that thing, which always has higher demand than supply. ====================================================== I'll giv u 1 kiss 2 go 2 sleep.I'll giv u 2 kises 2 dream.I'll giv u an endles row of kises 2,whn u wakeup in da moring,think of me ====================================================== Bachlor's Life:- Monday - Dosti Tuesday - Pyaar Wednesday - Shaadi Thursday - Barbadi Friday - Fighting Saturday - Divorce Sunday - Rest Monday - Next ======================================================= What is a Girl Friend? Ans: Addition of Problem, Substraction of Money, Multiplication of Enemy, Division of Friends.... So be careful ======================================================= Ek 'aap' ho kitne achhe ho, kitne bhole ho, kitne pyare ho, kitne smart ho, kitne sweet ho,. Aur ek 'hum' hain ke, jhooth pe hjooth bole ja rahe hain ======================================================== Aapko... hum sirf aapko aur aapko are aapko haan haan aapko, baba aapko aapko only aapko aur kisi ko nahi bas aapko hamesha tang karenge...... ======================================================== Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi. Sagar se gahara koi nahi. Ab aapki kya tarif karu... Dost me aap jaisa... Nalayak koi nahi ======================================================== Aapko... hum sirf aapko aur aapko are aapko haan haan aapko, baba aapko aapko only aapko aur kisi ko nahi bas aapko hamesha tang karenge...... ======================================================== Yu dekha na karo tum hame haste haste, Yu dekha na karo tum hame haste haste. Mere dost bade kharab hain, keh denge bhabhi ji namaste. ======================================================== do kadam to sub chal lete hain par zindagi bhar ka saath koi nahi nibhata, agar ro kar bhulai jaati yaaden to hans kar koi gam na chupata ======================================================== Ajeeb si kashish hai tum mein, k hum tumhare khayalon mein khoye rehte hain. Yeh soch kar k tum khwabon mein aaoge, hum din mein bhi soye rehte hain.. ======================================================== Teri jheel si aankhon mein doob jaane ko dil chahta hai Par phir khayal aata hai, sala apun ko swimming kahan aata hai ======================================================== SMILE: S: Sets u free, M: Makes u special, I: Increases ur face value, L: Lifts up ur spirits, E: Erases all ur tensions, So, please keep smiling. ========================================================= Title: Re: FLIRTING SMS... Post by: Taruna on February 12, 2007, 11:11:25 AM I have started luving 'U'... I know it sounds rediculous but I can't control my feelings 4 'U'. Some time later I'll start luving more ALPHABETS...!
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- kia dekh rahay hoo...apna kaam karoo -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Reh Reh Kar Mujh Ko Ek Hi Khayal Ata Hay Woh Kambukht Na Janay Kon Say Sabun Say Nahata Hay -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Remember me every day, every moment warna...... 1,2,3,4,5,6,7, 8,9,10,11,12,13, 14,15,16,17,18,19, 20,21,22,23,24,25,26, 27,28,29,30,31,32 ek ek kar ke saare DANT TORD DIYE JAEIN GAY..... heheheheh -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- life without u is impossible.. u r n my breath n blood.. i can't spend a sec without u.. 4 u left me i'll die.. 0oye hell0oo i m talking abt oxygen hahahaha....... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- REPEAT THESE LINES ATLEAST 2 HOURS EVERYDAY AFTER NAMAZ OUTSIDE THE MOSQUE & U WILL B A MILLIONAIRE WITHIN FEW MONTHS "Allah k naam pay day day baba" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If u hide, i'll seek 4 u. If u r lost, i'll search 4 u. If u'll leave, i'll wait 4 u. If days take u away 4m me, i'll fight 4 u. But, if u stop sending msgs, i'll kill you. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- This is the telephone terrorist team. While receiving this message a virus will be activated. This virus should have infected your mobile by now. Your mobile will be disabled, unless you are ugly. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ap ki awaz KOYAL Jaisi,Aankhain HIRAN Jaisi,Chal MOR jaisi,Aadtain BANDAR Jaisi,Acha hota agar Koi 1 Aadat Bhi Insanon Wali Hoti -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Teacher : Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon? Pupil: Moon... Teacher : Why? Pupil : The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- maine lina se pyaar kiya lekin woh choti thi phir maine meena se pyaar kiya lekin woh moti thi uske baad maine tina se pyaar kiya lekin woh khoti thi.... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Rose,Lotus,Tulips,Sunflower all flowers are nice and sweet but they have no comparison with U bcoz Gobhi ke phool ki to baat hi alag hoti hai..... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Maine Kaha Dil-Ruba- Usne kaha Paise Dikha. Maine Kaha-Paise Nahi Usne kaha Kaise Nahi Maine Kaha Mehangayi Hai.. Usne Kaha-Ja Tu mera Bhai Hai.... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A drunk sardar fails from 3rd floor. People gather around & ask: "Sardar ji ki hoya?" He said"pata nahin main v hune aya haan"!!! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Look at the world as one big chocolate cake. It would never be complete without few sweets and nuts. Sweets like ME and nuts like YOU. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Friends r like mirrors they are our reflection you r **beep** lucky I look good !!!! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Chaand ko garoor hai ki uske paas noor hai, to kya hua.... Mujhe bhi garoor hai ki mera Dost Langoor hai -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- sharab samaj ka 1 dushman hai, Aoao milke kasam khaye, is dushman ko khatam karen gay. ek botal tum khatam karo, ek botal hum khatam karen gay... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Tu Chaand maange main Chaand de du, tu raat maange main raat de du, Tu dil maange main dil de du, Tu Jaan maange...... Abe bas Departmental Store samajh rakha hai kya??? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I want to share everything with u Your sadness, ur happy moments Every single second of the day Let?s start with Your bank account. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 1960's Girls: Pehla pehla pyar hai ankhon main bahar hai aja mere sajna tera intezar hai 2005's Girl: Phela pehla pyar hai ankhon main bahar hai aja mere sajna warna dosra tayyar hai.. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Kya aankheiN hain aapki, kya baatein hain aapki.. us khuda ne kuch aisa aapko bnaya hai... maano..."Shhhsss...KOI Hai" se bhoot nikal aaya hai.... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya KUCH TO HUA HAI KUCH HO GAYA HAI, Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya SAB KUCH ALAG HAI SAB KUCH NAYA HAI -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- When i call you.. 1. Ringing means i m thinking u. 2. Ringing means i like u. 3. Ringing means i miss u. 4. Ringing means i need u. 5. Ringing means behray phone utha -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Aaj ... Aaj...... Aaj Ek Sweater Aur Pehen Lo... Aaj Ek Razai Aur Odh Lo... . Aaj Ek Mufler Aur Lapet Lo... Aaj Do Moze Aur Pehen Lo... Aaj Ek Kehwa Aur Pii Lo... Aaj Ek Heater Aur Chala Lo... Kya Pata.... Kal Thand Ho Na Ho ! !! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You = cute You = hot You = sweet You = intelligent You = amazing You = perfect Me = a great liar. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Main uski yaad mein ban gaya baraf ka gola Main uski yaad mein ban gaya baraf ka gola aur vo boli ki Thanda matlab Coca Cola -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- This messege can only b read by a CUTe person Try again .................. Nothing ? sorry i guess your just not CUTE........................ Hey ! don't force it , u r not CUTE ------------------------------------------------------------- |