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Title: Funny SMS Post by: Tina on July 20, 2007, 06:52:04 PM 1) Difference between wife & saali?saali pension,wife tension, saali yummy, wife
vehmi saali cool wife fool saali is fresh cake,wife-Earth Quak 2) SANTA comes to school with 1 black and 1 white shoe. Teacher - Go home and change. SANTA- sir, ghar me bhi ek black aur white hi hai. 3) Marwadi sms:Jab BAGA me BAHAR awegi,tab hmare SMS ki BARSAT awegi,tanhaiya to thari dur ho jawegi par hmaro BIL bhrawa kai thari sasu awegi. 4) Mausam mast hai,mahol jabardest hai.apne kam me sub vyast hai.socha phone karke do pyari baate kare,pata chala,is root ki sabhi line vyast hai... 5) Sweetest Excuse:A kid gets 0 mark in a paper. Father angrily says what is this? Kid replies:teacher ke pas STAR khatam ho gaye to PLANET dene shuru kar diye..! 6) Jab tak hum jiya karenge, tujhe yaad kiya karenge. Mar bhi gaye to kya 'DON'T CRY' YAMRAAJ ke mob. se SMS kiya karenge. 7) Premika-Tum bas apne kaam me lage rehte ho..Meri koi parwah nahi hai tumhe!! Sardar Premi-Oye,Pyar karne wale kisi ki parwah nahi karte!!!! 8 ) Boy : your slippers look nice! Girl :if u continue talking like this,my slippers will come 2 my hands! Boy:oh..then ur skirt is also nice.. 9) Ai Khuda aaj barsaat ho jaye,kam se kam ek katori paani bhar jaye,jo SMS nehi karte ho,uska mobile us me dub jaaye. Na rahega phone,na bajegi tone!! 10) Mujhe pyaar huya, Meri shaadi huyi, Bibi ghar me aayi, Ghar swarg ho gaya. aur Mai.... SWARGAWASI ho gaya. Title: Re: Funny SMS Post by: Tina on July 20, 2007, 06:57:02 PM 1) Tumse milkar ho gaya zindagi se pyar,ab hume chhod kar mat jana yaar,bin tere
hum jee na payenge,tum na hoge to hum . . . . . . ULLU KISKO BANAYNGE. 2) Ab itni rat ko apun apko kisi baba ka satsng sunane k liy msg nai kia Comnsense ki bat hai ki apko gud nite bolne ka tha.Chalo ludak jao..Good Night... 3) Santa bought new radio & took it 2 toilet.Wen came out banta askd:hw ws it?Santa:yaar romantic songs chal rahe the bade maje se potty ki. Then banta took radio 2 toilet & when came out santa askd:kaisi rahi? Maja aaya? Banta:kaisa maja!Salo ne jan-gan-man laga diya,sari ki sari khare ho k karni padi. 4) Ashwarya-Main tere liye sab c*** dungi,Abhishek-ma bap,Ash-han,Abhi-bhai behen,Ash-han,Abhi-films,Ash-han,Abhishek-Aur VIKASH ko bhi?Ash-Apni aukat me reho. 5) Blockbuster film- SINGUR NIYE KHELA. Action hero- BUDDHADEB. Dustumisti nayika- MAMATA. Athithi silpi- MEDHA PATEKAR. Producer- RATAN TATA. Kritagyata sikar-WB. 6) Puri botal na sahi,ek jaam to ho jaye,milna na sahi dua salam to ho jaye,jinki yaad mai hum bimar pade hai kam se kam unhe jukam to ho jaye..Wah...Wah wah..Ab 7) PYAR VYAR to 1 bahana hai.. Ankh mile na mile LIPS ko milana hai.. Yehi style hai sab ASHIQON ka kya kare yar RAJ KAPOOR ka nahi IMRAN HASHMI ka zamana hai. Cool A Rose Rs.7 A Card Rs.25, A Lunch Rs.200, Movie Rs.150 But a friend like u is"Priceless"... Zyada udo mat... Priceless bole to "FOKAT"! 9) u stole my memories i excused !u stole my peace i excused !u stole my smile i excused u!bt this is 2 much! mere doggie ka biscuit vapis karo 10) __,__ /____/,? .;';';., ,,l__,_ l l ,,,,)(,,, This house is gift 4 u. So plz go inside and sleep well. Aur haan aaj se road pe sona bandh!! "It takes a minute to have a crush an hour to like someone and a day to love someone but it takes a lifetime to forget someone" Be in touch.. Title: Re: Funny SMS Post by: Tina on July 20, 2007, 06:57:50 PM 1) Whats the diff between gandhi, musharraf & lalu? gandhi-didnt know whats
lie, musharraf doesnt know whats truth & lalu doesnt know the difference 2) Bindaas sone ka, rapchik sapne dekhne ka, Bhoot se nahi darne ka, bole to..aaina nahi dekhne ka.. GOOD NITE.. 3) Are u a high scoring student? Bored of gettin gud marks? join M.S.UNIVERSITY.. aur fark dekhiye sirf 3 saalon me.. marks se nomarks... ab sach mein posible! 4) If i wud b a painter u will b my painting. If i wud b a author u will b my novel. If i wud b a poet u will b my poem but unfortunatly i m a cartoonist 5) "Boyfrnds" r like "Paanipuri" always tasty. "Lovers" r like "Pizzas" hot n spicy."husbnds" r lik"Dal Chawal"no othr option but good 4 health & wealth. 6) A young man tries to talk to a young girl......., I HAVE SEEN YOU SOMEWHERE, the girl replied, "QUIET POSSIBLE I AM NURSE IN MENTAL HOSPITAL". 7) Vada to nahi karte dosti nibhayenge, Kosish yahi rahegi apko nahi satayen‘ge. Zaroorat pade to dilse pukarna hame, Hagte bhi rahe to bina dhoye aayen‘ge! Cool Ultimate thought: if more than one mouse is mice; then more than one spouse is? SPICE ! Wink 9) What is Marriage? Ans: 1st yr: Alpenlibe-Ji lalchaye raha na jaye 2yr:TVS-Meelo chalti muskan 3yr:KINETIC-Sabki hawa nikal de 4yr CHLORMINT-Dubara mat puchna!! 10) Teacher-can u define the word lecturer for me student- lecturer is a person who has a bad habit of speaking when someone is sleeping. Title: Re: Funny SMS Post by: Tina on July 20, 2007, 07:30:18 PM 10 Marwari
how did u keep 10 marwari in maruti 800 just throw 100 rupee note inside [/color] aasma pe jitne sitare hein, ankho mein jitne ishare hein, samunder ke jitne kinare hein, Utne hi screw dheele tumhare hein! Sardar joins army, given AK 47. Hes puzzld. Asks major, Sir, yeh bandook ki nalli samne rakhun ya ulta? Major: kisi bhi taraf rakho, faida desh ka hi hoga Soowar ke bachhe ! Ullo ke patthe! kutte ke pille ! Gadhe ki aulaad ! Bhains ke bachhde, Bakri ke memne, sab kitne chote-chote, piare-piare hote haina. Boyfriends are like panipuri, Tastes good anytime. Lovers r like PIZZAS, Hot & spicy,eaten frquently. Husbands r like Dal RICE, eaten whn there is no choise.....Sad Title: Re: Funny SMS Post by: Tina on July 20, 2007, 07:34:41 PM 1) Why gals close der eyes while kissin a guy......"ye ladkiyan bhi na. . . . .ladko ko kabhi khush nahi dekh sakti"!!!!.. ..
2) Patient.:- Aapne nurse bahut achhi rakhi hai uska hath lagte hi main theek ho gaya Doctor-janta hun, chaante ki awaz mujhe bhi sunai di thi.... 3) 2 sardar soldiers captured a enemy,gave him a dice & said,"If u get 1,2,3,4,5 V'll kill u!" enemy asks:6 aya to? sardars:Then, throw again.... 4) Subha...Uth kar 2 kaam kiya karo. 1. Pooja kiya karo... Taki tum kushi se jee sako. 2. Nahaa liya karo. Taki dusre kushi se jee sake... 5) Abhi to dosti ki hai , waqt aane par dosti ka farz bhi nibhayenge dil par pathar rakh kar ek din hum khud tumhein Mental Hospital c*** ayenge... 6) "Kya hua jo usne racha lee mehandi, Hum bhi ab SEHRA sajayenge, Mujhe pata tha ki vo apne nasib me nahi, Ab uski choti behan ko fasayenge... 7) Diya hai ..... Uparwale ne mobile to ...... itni to kadar kiya karo, karo na karo call....... Par..... Her roj do char......SMS to kiya karo 8 ) Apki zindagi me kabhi koi gam na ho, Apki aankhe kabhi aansuon se nam na ho; Apko mile roz-roz nayi Girl Friend, Jinki umar 80 se kam na ho. 9) Sitting in the loo, thinking about u, i am pasing this msg to u, so that even u know what i feel 4 u....... frnd, ths life is s**t widout U 10) GOD-"Tumhe kya chahiye? MAN-"Hay Bhole nath muje Sridevi chahiye "GOD-Beta She wears saries worth Rs.50000/- u cant afford,b hapy I'l gv u Mallika Sherawat. Title: Re: Funny SMS Post by: Tina on July 20, 2007, 07:46:15 PM I know why I am single, my parents-in-law were not able to have kids...
I am not your type ... I am not inflatable. I like to compare you with a nice cold glass of beer, beautiful colour, perfect taste, really perfect and when the glass is empty i just take the next one! I once sniffed Coke, but the icecubes blocked my nostrils... Jesus says to John come forth ill give you eternal life. John came fifth he won a toaster A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home At dis moment in time 10 million people r having sex.5 million people r drinking coffee.100 million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading my text!pass on The rain makes all things beautiful.The grass & flowers 2. If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn’t it rain on you? i want u 2 know dat our friendship means alot 2 me.U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf.U jump out of da window... I look down & den... i lauf again 20% of the population is now drinking coffee, 60% is having sex, 19% is watching television and one yokel is now holding his mobile in his hand A woman likes to have four animals in the house: a jaguar in front of the doorway, a fox in the closet, a bull in bed, and a numbskulll to pay for this all. Are these your eyes, I found them between my brests! Be friendly with your kids, they choose your home when you are old! Be nice to the ones who smoke.. every cigarette migh be their last. BEEB! Send this message to 5 of your friends and you will have unbelievable sex tonight! If you break this chain, you'll never have multiple orgasms again! Birdy birdy in the sky, left a poopie in my eye. Me don't care, me don't cry, me just happy that a cow can't fly!! Braindetector activated, calibrating, now searching.........still searching......get a good grip of your mobile....still searching.......no brains found. Did I not see you yesterday at the mall, with a grey jacket? No? O, than it was a rubbish bag after all! Do not disturb, I am enough disturbed as it is . . . Don't feel sad, don't feel glue, Einstein was ugly too ! E man pays $.2,00 for a $.1,00 item that he needs, a woman pays $.1,00 for $.2,00 item that she does not need. Excessive use of alcohol can lead to a pregnancy. For you I would go as far as the end of the world. Do you promise to stay here ?" God created the earth, God created the woods, God created you too, but yes, even God makes mistakes! God created the universe, the earth, nature, the eggs, man and saw that it was good and beautiful. God also created woman and thought : ‘I hope she will make herself up’! HALLO, this is your mobile. There is no particular problem. I just wanted to leave your pocket, want the smell is unbearable!!! Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now..... sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain. Hello, this is GOD. I make few bad creations but you are the worst monster I ever realised. My apologies on behalf of the whole world.. How would you like your egg for breakfast.... hard-boiled or impregnated? I am a killer,I kill people for money.....But because you are my friend,I'll kill you for nothing! f being ugly would hurt, you would be in pain all day long. If you have picture where you look old, keep them. In twenty years you can prove that you have not changed a bit. If you really ressemble the picture on your ID, you are not fit enough to travel. Ik would like to be a volcano... smoke all day and people say ... look he is working! In case of fire read this message.....................................I SAID IN CASE OF FIRE YOU FUCKING IDIOT!! I wanted to send u something nice that would make u smile but the postman told me to get out of the mailbox! This message was sent exclusively for the handsome and the beautiful. We have obviously sent it to the wrong number.We are truly sorry for the inconvenience Ur cute gorgeous fine & dandy.really sexy u make me randy.ur good wiv ur mouth & also in bed …oops sorry wrong number 4get wot I said! I saw sumthing in da shop window 2day.It was stunning sexy cute beautiful & adorable.I was supposed 2buy it4u till i realised it was my own REFLECTION It is charming, incredibly handsome, extremely good, well shaped, horny,an animal in bed and it knows one French word ... MOI!! Love me or leave me. Hey,where is everybody going ??? Mobile sex: push 1 for oral, 2 for anal, 3 for normal, 4 for a trio, 5 for SM and for everything ... dial my number! My feelings for you are like the sea. " Wild and romantic ? " "No, they make me sick." My mother in law walks five miles every day, I wonder where she is at this moment... Nice perfume... but do you really need to marinate in it? One out of four people is a chinese. If your father, your mother and your brother are not Chinese, it must be you. Opticians bend your the rims/frames of your glasses for they are too polite to say that your ears are in the wrong place. Read in a hospital... The psychiatrist may nog be disturbed. roses are red, violets are blue, frankenstein is ugly but what the hell happened to you???? roses are red, violets are blue, most poems ryhm, but this one doesn't... Scientists in the US proved that people who do not perform well in bed and who have difficulties to come hold their mobile in their right hand .................. Smoking is allowed in this area, blowing not! Title: Re: Funny SMS Post by: Tina on July 20, 2007, 07:56:21 PM 1. Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart,
You are blessed with both!. FLATTERED?. Don't Be, it was sent to me, I just wanted you to read it. 2. Shah Jahan Ne Taj Mahal Ki Har Deewar Ko Dekha, Har Meenar Ko Dekha, Har Kaleen Ko Dekha, Har Khidki Se Dekha... Aur Bola... Maa Kasam, Bahut Kharcha Ho Gaya !!! 3. Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wakeup today? 1)Pray, so that u may live... 2)Take a bath-so that others may live too! 4. Can u pronounce good english:- read along woof, roof, loof, shoof, shoof,woof, loof, roof, poof, woof woof, hoof, woof, roof, shoof.Test results: U r a good dog. Now stop barking. 5. If u hide, i'll seek 4 u. If u r lost, i'll search 4 u. If u'll leave, i'll wait 4 u. If days take u away 4m me, i'll fight 4 u. But, if u stop sending msgs, i'll kill you. 6. Beta bola "papa papa mujhe bandar dekhna hai". Papa bole, "Nahi bete, abhi nahi". "Papa kyon ?" .......... "Bete abhi bandar SMS padh raha hai" 7. I saw something in a shop window. It was stunning, cute, simply adorable. I was supposed 2 buy it 4 u, then I realised it was my reflection. 8. To live a life, one needs brains, reflex, perception, looks, IQ, knowledge, way of ______expression & many more mental qualities. Hats off 2 u coz u manage 2 live without them. 9. Once an angel came up to me & granted me a wish. I asked for "world peace". That's impossible, he said. Then I asked himto give u brains. He said "Let me try world peace" 10. Falling in love is a sweet ambition, finding true love is a life time mission.. Take my word, follow the Pakistani tradition & marry ur dad's ugly decision. 11. From Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec, From birth till my death, my feelings for you have never changed. For me, you've always been........... a headache ! 12. 1 day you'll Be srprised to see ME beside YOU. YOU & ME laughing, YOU & ME crying, YOU & ME dreaming, YOU & ME holding on, YOU & ME... just YOU & ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING YOU. I cannot hide this from you any more. I don't want to hurt you and I feel it's best if I tell u, before you hear it from someone else ............ Potato Prices Have Gone Up ! 13. Maine puchha chand se "dekha hai kahin mere yaar sa hasin", chand ne kaha "saale itni upar se dikhta hai kya". 14. If u save this msg, it means I'm cute. If u edit this, I'm still cute. If u fwd this, you are spreading that i'm cute & if u erase this, you are jealous of me coz i'm cute! 15. Zindagi mein tum bahut aage jaaoge, kyonki jahan bhi tum jaooge, sab kahenge, chal be chal aage chal. 16. I mixed RUM in water and got drunk. I mixed BRANDY in water and got drunk. I mixed WHISKY in water and got drunk again. Now I have decided never to drink water again !!! 17. Dark were those days, without your sight. When I was in darkness, you gave me light. You gave me strength to make life bright. Thank you so much PHILIPS TUBELIGHT. Title: Re: Funny SMS Post by: Tina on July 20, 2007, 07:59:27 PM 1) Filmi life aur Asli life me kya ANTAR hai?Srdr:Film me bahut mushkilo k bad shadi hoti hai. Asli life me shadi k bad bahut mushkil hoti hai.
2) It was Santa's weding aniversary.Preeto :Shall v hav Tandoori chicken to celebrate? Santa:y punish da poor chicken for da mistake v hav made 3) Fizao me tum ho Hawao me tum ho Baharo me tum ho Dhoop me tum ho chhaon me tum ho.Sach hi suna tha.buri aatma ka koi thikana nahi hota... 4) U'r very special for me. I'm very concerned about u'r safety. But I can't be with u always. So please, Take Care of yourself when u jump from 1 tree 2 anothe r! 5) Definition of a Nurse " a young and beautiful woman who fingers you in all places n holds your hand and then expects your pulse to be normal...! 6) To, The A.C.P, Police station Respected Sir, As my friend forgot to SMS me,I kindly request u to take action against him & encounter His USELESS mobile ! 7) Jab hum roya karenge teri yaden dhoya karenge,Jab hum pia karenge tujhe yaad kia karenge,Agar hum mar bhi gaye to kya hoga,YAMRAJ ke mobile se SMS kia kareng e Bhagwan ke bina mandir adhoora hai, dosti ke bina jeevan adhoora hai,patni ke bina ghar adhoora hai,AUR AAPKE BINA CIRCUS ADHOORA HAI. 9) Yeh kis tarah yaad aa rahe ho, Aankhen band hai phir bhi nazar aa rahe ho, Na jane kyon aisa lagta hai jaise saamne khade ho aur POONCHH HILAA rahe ho...!!! 10) Aankho me "SHARAFAT" Chaal me "NAJAKAT" Dil me "SACHCHAI" aur Chehre me "SAFAI" phir kyon na bole her LADKI apko "BHAI". Title: Re: Funny SMS Post by: Tina on July 20, 2007, 08:06:02 PM 1) Devotee asked God,
"I Want Peace". God replied : Remove 'I' thats Ego. Remove 'Want' thats desire.'Peace 'is automatically attained. 2) Keeping someone in our heart is very easy, but, to be in the someone's heart is very difficult. So "RESPECT" the heart which "CARES" abt U 3) "Be slow in choosing a friend and much slower while loosing them" Because friendship is not an opportunity. Its a sweet responsibility.. 4) Fly in the plane of Ambition, & land in D airport of Succes.Luck is yours, Wish is Mine; May yr future always Shine .Good Night 5) 9 Planets 8 Directions 7 Wonders 6 Senses 5 Pandavas 4 Seasons 3 choices 2 Genders & 1 Friend Like U.. Life rOcKs 6) Hardest moment is not tht wn u lose something and tears come out of ur eyes,but its the one wn u lose somethin and still u manage to SMILE. 7) May d BLESSINGS of GOD harass u,HAPPINESS attack u wherever u go, may MISERY b hijacked frm u & thieves PICKPOCKET all ur worries. Most Friendships are like a delicate flower,eventually they dry and die.I however,am a cactus; I'll always b poking U so that U remember me. 9) To have God in our life Does nt mean tht our boat wil face no storms, while we sail; Rather it means tht no storm cn have d strength to sink our boat. 10) Devotion to God is true love. Worldly pleasure is deceptive, true happiness resides only in God Worship God at the end of happiness, unhappiness, and temporal life. Title: Re: Funny SMS Post by: Tina on July 20, 2007, 08:07:05 PM When you get this SMS, send it to 1 person u love, 1 u hate, 1 u always think of and 1 u wish to kill. Now, keep guessing why I sent it to u. -Sweet candies are nice to eat .. Sweet words are easy to say .. but, sweet ppl are hard to find .. OH MY GOD! how did u find me- u r stupid s 4 super .. t 4 talented .. u 4 unique .. p 4 pesron .. i 4 in .. d 4 demand
u r a donkey d 4 decent .. o 4 outclass .. n 4 nice .. k 4 kind .. e 4 excelent .. y 4 young VERY... Cute, Gorgeous, Genious, Goodlooking, Intellegent, One in Trillions...I think its enuff abt ME,wht abt U.... .....the Heart Beat of my Phone .....is ur Message Tone Life without u is impossible, u r in my breath and blood. i cant stay for a second without u, if u r not there i am dead oye hello i am talking about OXYGEN When i am not messaging u it does not mean that i have forgotten u, i am just giving u time to MISS ME!! Title: Re: Funny SMS Post by: Tina on July 20, 2007, 08:07:42 PM I see your face when I am dreaming That's why I always wake up screaming
My love you take my breath away What have you stepped in to smell this way My feelings for you no words can tellExcept for maybe "go to hell" Of loving beauty you float with graceIf only you could hide your face When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you.... Why should only i suffer!!! When u feel sad .. To cheer up just go to the mirror and say .."damn I am really so cute" u will overcome your sadness .. But don't make this a habit .. Coz liars go to hell !!!! Hi! i am marrying next week. there will be a small party and only a few people will be invited...so i am inviting you...don't bring any gift with you...just bring someone to marry me Title: Re: Funny SMS Post by: Tina on July 20, 2007, 08:08:45 PM Andhere mein rasta chalna mushkil hota hai,
Tez hava mein deepak jalana mushkil hota hai, Dosti kisi se bhi kar lena mushkil nahi,,,,,,,,,,,, Ise bas nibhana mushkil hota hai,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Shama se ujaale door ho jaate, To chand ki chahat kise hoti? Kat sakti akele ye zindagi,,,,,, To dosti ki saughaat kyon hoti Hi, Doing nothing? Then Make a Place, 4 Me in ur Heart!! I May come there any time! Ur's Faithfully, "HeArT aTtAcK" Roses are Red Violets are Blue Monkeys like you Should be kept in Zoo,Dont get angry u'll find me there too! Not in the Cage but Laughing at You! duriyon ki na parwah kiya kijiye, jab dil yaad kare bula lijiye, hum jyada door nahi aapse, bas aapni 2 palko ko mila lijiye Title: Re: Funny SMS Post by: Tina on July 20, 2007, 08:13:14 PM Roses R Red Violets R Blue
Monkeys Like you Shud Be kept In the Zoo Dont feel Angry U Will Find Me There Too Not In a cage But Laughing At you If I ever go for a brain transplant I’d like 2 use ur brain. It's not because u r a genius. I would only like a brain that has never been used. Dark were those days, without your sight. When I was in darkness, you gave me light. You gave me strength 2 make life bright. Thank you so much PHILIPS TUBELIGHT! I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. That's because Dad says "Love Animals"! May your life be like toilet paper - long and useful! Don't think of yourself as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey! Title: Re: Funny SMS Post by: Tina on July 20, 2007, 08:14:24 PM Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi,
Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi, Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki, Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!! ******************************************** Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum Doob kar jisme marr jaoo vo River ho tum Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum ******************************************** Shaam hote hi ye Dil udaas hota hai Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai.. ******************************************** Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain Yeh to unke bachche hee kaminey hain, Jo Mama Mama kehke bulaate hain:) ******************************************** Ek ladki thi diwani si, sunder si lambi si, Nazrein jhukake sharmake galion se guzra karti thi latak matak chalti thi, aur kaha karti thi, Bartan Lelo Bartan ******************************************** Woh hamari gali me aaye Woh hamari gali me aaye Woh hamari gali me aaye Aur chillake bole Paper Raddi wala !!!!! ******************************************** Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de tadap raha hu kabhi to apna pyaar de Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna Kam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar de ******************************************** jab tum angdayi leti ho tho mera dum nikal jata hai jab tum angdayi leti ho tho mera dum nikal jata hai arey thoda deodrant lagane main tera kya jata hai:) ******************************************** Teray husn ki kya taarif karoo, tera bander jaisa hai moo Teri zulfo ki kya taarif karoo, teray ek ek baal pe hai joo ******************************************** Hathi nay kaha ja kar hathni ki kabar per Sadqey jaoon tumhari patli kamar per Title: Re: Funny SMS Post by: Tina on July 20, 2007, 09:18:44 PM The rain makes all things beautiful.The grass & flowers 2. If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn’t it rain on you?
This cat is cat a cat good cat way cat to cat keep cat a cat idiot cat buzy cat for cat 20 cat seconds cat! NOW READ IT WITHOUT SAYIN CAT! Feelin Bored? THINK OF ME Feelin Sad? CALL ME Feelin Lonely? VISIT ME Feelin Horny? USE UR HANDS& ENJOY da ART of......SMSING ME!!! I Love "u"! ,I Love "u"! ,I Love "u"! ,I Love "u"! Hey! Don't get excited I also Love V, W, X, Y, Z I saw U on road,U Were Looking so fi9,Ur Face So Divine,Ur Walk So Perfect,I Started to Sing a Sweet Song,WHO LET THE DOGS OUT??? so Sweet is ur SMILE???so Sweet is ur STYLE???so Sweet is ur VOICE???so Sweet is ur EYE?????see...how Sweetly I LIE Sweet Candies r nice to eat,Sweet words are nice to say, Sweet People hard to find,OH GOD how did u find me??? This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat!... Now read it without the word cat Someday u may Lose Ur Hair, Ur Teeth, & ur mind,But 1 thing u can't loose is ur good looks,coz u cant lose wot u don't have! Dosti karo college wali se, pyar karo office vali se, baatein karo pados wali se, ankh ladao sali se, love karo dilvali se, AUR MAR KHAO GHARVALI SE. Sweet Things are to buy. Sweet words are easy to say. But Sweet people like you are very difficult to find. May yourwhole life be as sweet you! Medicines & Friendship cure problems, Only difference is that FRIENDSHIP dont have an Expiry date.... This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog. Why were males created before females? Cos you always need a rough draft before the final copy. I want to suck you... lick you... wanna move my tongue all over you...wanna feel you in my mouth...yep, tat's how u...eat an ice cream! Why was Phillip's girlfriend annoyed? Coz she found out that Phillips 24 inch was a TV. What are 3 words you never wanna hear whilst making love? Honey, I'm home! What do you get when you cross ESP with PMS? A b***h who knows everything. Lady : So, you want to become my son-in-law? Boy: Not really, but I don't see any other way 2 marry ur daughter! A lady delivered twins. Suprisingly one is a boy and another is a dog how it is possible? Bcoz her husband is HUTCH DEALER.... wherever u go out network follows Dream makes al things possible, Hope makes al things work, luv makes al thigs beutifl, smile makes al d abv so always BRUSH UR TEETH...! Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets. Wife: why three? Husband: 4 u and ur parents. A police recruit was asked during exam, "What would u do if u had to arrest ur own mother?" He said, "Call for backup." A baby monkey asks his father, Father why r we so ugly? The father says to him, don't stress my son u should see the one who is reading this!! What do u call a woman in heaven? An Angel. A crowd of woman in heaven? A host of Angels. And all woman in heaven? PEACE ON EARTH! Girl: I wanna a responsible man as a husband. Man replies: Dat's me, whenever anyone is pregnant in my neighborhood, they say I m responsible! Friend: how many women do u believe must a man marry? Mr. Bean: 16 Friend: Why? Mr. Bean: Coz the priest says 4 richer, 4 poorer, 4 better and 4 worse. Psychiatrist' s receptionist comes & says There's a man out who says he can make himself invisible. Psychiatrist: "Tell him I can't see him right now." There's only one perfect child in the world & every mother has it. There's only one perfect wife in the world & every neighbor has it! Three dreams of a man: To be as handsome as his mother thinks To be as rich as his child believes To have as many women as his wife suspects.. Women are like blue jeans, They look good for a while but eventually they fade and have to be replaced. If u r stressed, you'll get pimples.. if u cry,u'll get wrinkles.. So, y don't u smile & get dimples? There re many things in ur life which will catch ure eye but only few will catch ur heart pursue those Santa :-Yaar Banta Dr. ne kaha mujhe aids hai. Yeh aids hoti kya hai? Banta Singh:- A - Ab I - Iss D - Duniya se S - SasriYakaal Santa travelling 1'st time in plane going 2 mumbai.While its landing, he shouted 'Bombay..Bombay' .Airhostess said "B silent"..Santa said "OK"..Ombay Ombay" A typical engineering student grabbed a coin,flipped it in d air n said "heads i go 2 sleep, tails i watch a movie, If it stands on d edge i'll study Ek pyari si surat, Ek masum sa chehra, 2 jheel si ankhe, Kuchh mithi mithi baate, Ek nazuk ada, Kuchh masti kuchh maza, Thodi si shrarat, Bahut sari mohabbat, Ek bholi si muskan, Ooncha udne ka armaan, Sabse alag sabse juda, Jiski hai pyari har ek ada... Thnx, Aap ne MERE bare me itna pada.. Good Morning.. NURSeRY RHYMES 4 "NXT GENERATION"KIDS- "Twinkle twinkle little STAR, I Jus went 2 MOCHA BAR, HUKKA rates r up sooo HIGH, SO had a beer wid CASHEW FRY...!" 1 Good reason Why india can never win against australia?Its all in d name: The last 3 alphabets of australia says 'lia' And india says 'dia'! Ht of Smartnes: A senior studt durin raggin says: On 1st nite ur wife shud sleep wit me. Junior:Ok fine,bt im goin 2 marry Wit ur Sister. Every walk of life will contain ups and downs, flowers & thorns... So my sincere advice to u is to "Wear chappals wherever u go..". Kabhi khamoshi bhi bahut kuch keh jati hai,tadpne ke liye sirf yaad reh jati hai,kya fark parta hai CLASSIC ho ya GOLDFLAKE jalne ke bad sirf rakh reh jati hai Poem: Zindgi badi udas hai,mujhe lagi pyas hai,muje duniya se na koi aas hai,muje khelni ati taash hai,main uska sir fod dunga,jisne kaha meri poem bakvas hai! Title: Re: Funny SMS Post by: Tina on July 20, 2007, 09:19:05 PM Everyday same wishes! Are U bored of it? Let it be difft this time: Let the devils sing around U, Mummies dance around u, Vampires sit beside U. Have a horrible day!
Ek c Raja... Ek c Rani... Dono mar gaye khatam kahani. . . . . . Na thalle hun ki dead body labni hai? Meaning of ABCDEFG : A Boy Can Do Everything For Girls. Reverse the letters GFEDCBA Girls Forget Everything Done & Catch new Bakra Again Kabhi ye mat socho tumhare gf/bf ya wife/hubby ne tumhe kitna romantic msg bheja hai, sirf yeh socho ke Use kisne bheja hoga ? Height of Kanjoosi: A Bania's house has caught fire & he is giving miss calls to the Fire brigade! A Baniya walking on the road suddenly bent & touched d road n said furiously: 'Loki thuk vi aewein sutde ne jiven Rupeya peya hove!' A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that she looks extremely beautiful when her lips r closed ! • What did the Zero say to the Eight? Nice Belt Saif: My dil goes hmmmmmm...! My dil goes hmmmmmmm....! My dil goes mmmmmmMMm......!! My dil goes mmmmmmm.....! Javed Jafri: Is this da dils or da makhis...? Title: Re: Funny SMS Post by: Tina on July 20, 2007, 09:19:33 PM 1) A beggar came 2 me: Allah k naam pe dede baba. I replied: mere pas paise nahi hai, yeh msg padnewale ko leja. Beggar: maine bheek mangi BHIKARI NAhi..
2) Yeh Jo Hai Na... Yeh Jo Haath Mein Pakda Hai...Yeh Sirf Msg Receive Karne Ke Liye Nahin Hai... Iss Se Msg Jaate Bhi Hain...Try It..! 3) I want to say a word to u!! that's STARTS with u....... & ENDS With u.... and That defines U..... "ULLU'' 4) kahi andhera to kahi shaam hogi meri har khushi tere naam hogi kuch mang ke to dekh humse ae dost bijli pani ka bill or karz me dubi proprty tere naam hogi, 5) Im very sorry yaar, I was ignoring u from last few days but now it wont happen in future, now I have understood that SAATH REHNE SE AIDS nahi failta...... happy AIDS DAY. 6) You are ABCDEFGHIJKL! A-Adorable B-Brilliant C-Cute D-Dashing E-Exciting F-Fantastic G-Great H-Humorous I- Intelligent JKL-Joke Kaisa Laga! 7) We spend a lot in buying more and more clothes, Forgetting that most blissfull blessed moments are enjoyed without clothes...! Someone rightly said..It's difficult to understand GOD. He makes such beautiful things like WOMEN and then he rudely turns them into WIFE.!! 9) A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A AAAAnchi.... . X cuse me Plz....!sorry to disturbe U 10) Chandni raat me sone se pehle Khawbo ki duniya me khone se pehle Maine socha tumhe yaad dila du Maine socha tumhe ehaas dila du Susu kar k sona. Title: Re: Funny SMS Post by: safia1230 on January 22, 2012, 12:45:57 PM hahahah its really funny, shukriya dost, thanks to sahre with us,
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