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> One Liners--->
>
> I say no to drugs they just don't listen
>
> A friend in need is a pest indeed.
>
> Marriage is one of the chief causes of divorce.
>
> Work is fine if it doesn't take too much of your
> time.
>
>
> When everything comes in your way you're in the
> wrong
> lane.
>
> The light at the end of the tunnel may be an
> incoming
> train.
>
> Born free taxed to death.
>
> Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't
> have film.
>
> Life is unsure; always eat your dessert first.
>
> Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking.
>
>
> If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, you'll
> have trouble putting on your pants.
>
> It's not hard to meet expenses, they are everywhere.
>
>
> I love being a writer... what I can't stand is the
> paperwork.
>
> A printer consists of 3 main parts: the case, the
> jammed paper tray and the blinking red light.
>
> The hardest part of skating is the ice.
>
> My phone number is 17. We got one of the early ones.
>
>
> The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot.
> The guy who invented the other three, he was the
> genius.
>
> The trouble with being punctual is that no one is
> there to appreciate it.
>
> In a country of free speech, why are there phone
> bills?
>
> If you tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the
> universe, he'll believe you. But if you tell him a
> park bench has just been painted, he has to touch it
> to be sure.
>
> I had a friend once. Then the rope broke and he got
> away.
>
> If you cannot change your mind, are you sure you
> have
> one?
>
> Beat the 5 O'clock rush, leave work at noon!
>
> If you can't convince them, confuse them.
>
> It's not the fall that kills you. It's the sudden
> stop
> at the end.
>
> I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn
> louder.
>
> Hot glass looks same as cold glass. - Cunino's Law
> of
> Burnt Fingers
>
> Never underestimate the power of very stupid people
> in
> large groups.
>
> The cigarette does the smoking you are just the
> sucker.
>
> Someday is not a day of the week.

gud nicks..:)