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« Reply #14 Posted: July 20, 2007, 09:18:44 PM »


The rain makes all things beautiful.The grass & flowers 2. If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn’t it rain on you?


This cat is cat a cat good cat way cat to cat keep cat a cat idiot cat buzy cat for cat 20 cat seconds cat! NOW READ IT WITHOUT SAYIN CAT!





Feelin Bored? THINK OF ME
Feelin Sad? CALL ME
Feelin Lonely? VISIT ME
Feelin Horny? USE UR HANDS& ENJOY da ART of......SMSING ME!!!





I Love "u"! ,I Love "u"! ,I Love "u"! ,I Love "u"! Hey! Don't get excited I also Love V, W, X, Y, Z


I saw U on road,U Were Looking so fi9,Ur Face So Divine,Ur Walk So Perfect,I Started to Sing a Sweet Song,WHO LET THE DOGS OUT???

so Sweet is ur SMILE???so Sweet is ur STYLE???so Sweet is ur VOICE???so Sweet is ur EYE?Huh?see...how Sweetly I LIE

Sweet Candies r nice to eat,Sweet words are nice to say, Sweet People hard to find,OH GOD how did u find me???

This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat!... Now read it without the word cat


Someday u may Lose Ur Hair, Ur Teeth, & ur mind,But 1 thing u can't loose is ur good looks,coz u cant lose wot u don't have!


Dosti karo college wali se, pyar karo office vali se, baatein karo pados wali se, ankh ladao sali se, love karo dilvali se, AUR MAR KHAO GHARVALI SE.



Sweet Things are to buy.
Sweet words are easy to say.
But Sweet people like you are very difficult to find.
May yourwhole life be as sweet you!



Medicines & Friendship cure problems, Only difference is that FRIENDSHIP dont have an Expiry date....


This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog.




Why were males created before females?
Cos you always need a rough draft before the final copy.


I want to suck you... lick you... wanna move my tongue all over you...wanna feel you in my mouth...yep, tat's how u...eat an ice cream!



Why was Phillip's girlfriend annoyed?
Coz she found out that Phillips 24 inch was a TV.


What are 3 words you never wanna hear whilst making love? Honey, I'm home!


What do you get when you cross ESP with PMS? A b***h who knows everything.

Lady : So, you want to become my son-in-law? Boy: Not really, but I don't see any other way 2 marry ur daughter!


A lady delivered twins. Suprisingly one is a boy and another is a dog how it is possible? Bcoz her husband is HUTCH DEALER.... wherever u go out network follows

Dream makes al things possible, Hope makes al things work, luv makes al thigs beutifl, smile makes al d abv so always BRUSH UR TEETH...!

Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets. Wife: why three? Husband: 4 u and ur parents.

A police recruit was asked during exam, "What would u do if u had to arrest ur own mother?" He said, "Call for backup."

A baby monkey asks his father, Father why r we so ugly? The father says to him, don't stress my son u should see the one who is reading this!!


What do u call a woman in heaven? An Angel. A crowd of woman in heaven? A host of Angels. And all woman in heaven? PEACE ON EARTH!


Girl: I wanna a responsible man as a husband. Man replies: Dat's me, whenever anyone is pregnant in my neighborhood, they say I m responsible!

Friend: how many women do u believe must a man marry? Mr. Bean: 16 Friend: Why? Mr. Bean: Coz the priest says 4 richer, 4 poorer, 4 better and 4 worse.

Psychiatrist' s receptionist comes & says There's a man out who says he can make himself invisible. Psychiatrist: "Tell him I can't see him right now."

There's only one perfect child in the world & every mother has it. There's only one perfect wife in the world & every neighbor has it!

Three dreams of a man: To be as handsome as his mother thinks To be as rich as his child believes To have as many women as his wife suspects..

Women are like blue jeans, They look good for a while but eventually they fade and have to be replaced.

If u r stressed, you'll get pimples.. if u cry,u'll get wrinkles.. So, y don't u smile & get dimples?

There re many things in ur life which will catch ure eye but only few will catch ur heart pursue those

Santa :-Yaar Banta Dr. ne kaha mujhe aids hai. Yeh aids hoti kya hai?

Banta Singh:-
A - Ab
I - Iss
D - Duniya se
S - SasriYakaal



Santa travelling 1'st time in plane going 2 mumbai.While its landing, he
shouted 'Bombay..Bombay' .Airhostess said "B silent"..Santa said "OK"..Ombay
Ombay"


A typical engineering student grabbed a coin,flipped it in d air n said
"heads i go 2 sleep,
tails i watch a movie,
If it stands on d edge
i'll study


Ek pyari si surat, Ek masum sa chehra, 2 jheel si ankhe, Kuchh mithi mithi
baate, Ek nazuk ada, Kuchh masti kuchh maza, Thodi si shrarat, Bahut sari
mohabbat, Ek bholi si muskan, Ooncha udne ka armaan, Sabse alag sabse juda,
Jiski hai pyari har ek ada...
Thnx, Aap ne MERE bare me itna pada..
Good Morning..



NURSeRY RHYMES 4 "NXT GENERATION"KIDS-
"Twinkle twinkle little STAR,
I Jus went 2 MOCHA BAR, HUKKA rates r up sooo HIGH,
SO had a beer wid CASHEW FRY...!"

1 Good reason Why india can never win against australia?Its all in d name:
The last 3 alphabets of australia says 'lia' And india says 'dia'!


Ht of Smartnes:
A senior studt durin raggin says:
On 1st nite ur wife shud sleep wit me.
Junior:Ok fine,bt im goin 2 marry Wit ur Sister.


Every walk of life will contain ups and downs, flowers & thorns... So my
sincere advice to u is to "Wear chappals wherever u go..".



Kabhi khamoshi bhi bahut kuch keh jati hai,tadpne ke liye sirf yaad reh jati
hai,kya fark parta hai CLASSIC ho ya GOLDFLAKE jalne ke bad sirf rakh reh jati
hai


Poem: Zindgi badi udas hai,mujhe lagi pyas hai,muje duniya se na koi aas
hai,muje khelni ati taash hai,main uska sir fod dunga,jisne kaha meri poem
bakvas
hai!

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« Reply #15 Posted: July 20, 2007, 09:19:05 PM »
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« Reply #15 Posted: July 20, 2007, 09:19:05 PM »

Everyday same wishes! Are U bored of it? Let it be difft this time: Let the devils sing around U, Mummies dance around u, Vampires sit beside U. Have a horrible day!

Ek c Raja...
Ek c Rani...
Dono mar gaye khatam kahani.
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Na thalle hun ki dead body labni hai?

Meaning of ABCDEFG : A Boy Can Do Everything For Girls.
Reverse the letters GFEDCBA
Girls Forget Everything Done & Catch new Bakra Again

Kabhi ye mat socho tumhare gf/bf ya wife/hubby ne tumhe kitna romantic msg bheja hai, sirf yeh socho ke Use kisne bheja hoga ?

Height of Kanjoosi: A Bania's house has caught fire & he is giving miss calls to the Fire brigade!

A Baniya walking on the road suddenly bent & touched d road n said furiously: 'Loki thuk vi aewein sutde ne jiven Rupeya peya hove!'

A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that she looks extremely beautiful when her lips r closed !

• What did the Zero say to the Eight?
Nice Belt

Saif: My dil goes hmmmmmm...! My dil goes hmmmmmmm....! My dil goes mmmmmmMMm......!! My dil goes mmmmmmm.....!
Javed Jafri: Is this da dils or da makhis...?
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« Reply #16 Posted: July 20, 2007, 09:19:33 PM »

1) A beggar came 2 me: Allah k naam pe dede baba. I replied: mere pas paise nahi hai, yeh msg padnewale ko leja. Beggar: maine bheek mangi BHIKARI NAhi..

2) Yeh Jo Hai Na... Yeh Jo Haath Mein Pakda Hai...Yeh Sirf Msg Receive Karne Ke Liye Nahin Hai... Iss Se Msg Jaate Bhi Hain...Try It..!

3) I want to say a word to u!!

that's STARTS with u.......

& ENDS With u....

and That defines U.....

"ULLU''

4) kahi andhera to kahi shaam hogi meri har khushi tere naam hogi
kuch mang ke to dekh humse ae dost bijli pani ka bill or karz me dubi proprty tere naam hogi,

5) Im very sorry yaar, I was ignoring u from last few days but now it wont happen in future, now I have understood that SAATH REHNE SE AIDS nahi failta......
happy AIDS DAY.

6) You are ABCDEFGHIJKL!

A-Adorable

B-Brilliant

C-Cute

D-Dashing

E-Exciting

F-Fantastic

G-Great

H-Humorous

I- Intelligent

JKL-Joke Kaisa Laga!

7) We spend a lot in buying more and more clothes, Forgetting that most blissfull blessed moments are enjoyed without clothes...!

Someone rightly said..It's difficult to understand GOD. He makes such beautiful things like WOMEN and then he rudely turns them into WIFE.!!

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X cuse me Plz....!sorry to disturbe U

10) Chandni raat me sone se pehle
Khawbo ki duniya me khone se pehle
Maine socha tumhe yaad dila du
Maine socha tumhe ehaas dila du

Susu kar k sona.
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« Reply #17 Posted: January 22, 2012, 12:45:57 PM »

hahahah its really funny, shukriya dost, thanks to sahre with us,
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