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Title: Few Funny SMS of my Choice... Post by: Admin on February 12, 2007, 10:42:49 AM ****************************************
1) What is the similarity between Bill gates and me? Dont know? So simple, He never comes to my house and I never go to his house ...EGO PRoblem **************************************** 2) We sms Each Other B'coz U Think Im Nice i Think Ur Nice U Think Im Cool i Think Ur Cool U Think Im Sweet i Think Ur Sweet U Think Im Smart i Think Ur RigHT **************************************** 3) Who Said English is Easy Fill this blank with Yes or No? 1. __ I don't have a BRAIN. 2. __I dont have SENSE. 3. __I am STUPID. **************************************** 4) I can't live without u.Without u I can't even imagine 2 exist.U r in my breath,I can't live without u even for a second. HOLD ON...HOLD ON... Itna khush hone ki jarurat nahin hai,I am talking about OXYGEN. **************************************** 5) I was writing 3 Good Lines about u & i wrote: 1. )_______ 2. )_______ 3. )_______ nalayak kuchh to accha kiya hota life mein, tabhi likhta. **************************************** 6) I want to Share 'EVRYTHING' with U. Your JOYS ur SADNESS, ur HAPPY MOMENTS. Every Single SECOND OF THE DAY. Let's START with Your "BANK A/C **************************************** 7) When cloud breaks rain falls, When coconut breaks water falls, When luv breaks tears fall, But.. When ur HEAD breaks.. Aailaa !!! Khali hai! **************************************** Cool U r sweet U r caring U r artist U r kind U r intelligent U r atractive U r smart thoda aur IMPROVE karo Tabhi mere jaise banoge. **************************************** 9) Aaj ye baat samjh aai,is dharti par Apki hukumat samjh aai,apko dharti par bhejna khuda ka bahana tha,kyunki ravan k bad kisi ko to aana tha.. **************************************** 10) A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.. **************************************** 11) PanditJi ne apke mobile ki rashi dekh kar bataya hai ki aapke mobile pe KANJOOSI ki mahadsha mandra rahi hai.Turant 21 Sms ka yagna karvao **************************************** 12) Shukriya karo oos khuda ka k usne hume banaya hai... kyonki ek pyaara, achchha, smart,cute & Handsom sa dost humne na sahi tumne to paya hai **************************************** 13) Ishq ne insaan ko kya se kya bana diyb, kisiko ashiq to kisiko deewana bana diya, 2 phool ka boj na utha sakti thi mumtaj , shahjahan ne pura taj mahal mumt aj par bana diya. **************************************** 14) There once lived 4friend,Mad,Brain,Sumbody,Nobody.1day,Sumbody killed Nobody.That time Brain was in toilet Mad call the police.Mad:Is it police station? Pol ice:Yes,what is the matter? Mad:Sumbody killed Nobody Police:R u mad? Mad:Yes,Iam Mad Police:Dont u have brain? Mad:Brain is in the toilet. **************************************** 15) Main aapko dekhna chahta hoon,aapse milna chahta hoon,par yeh log bahut zalim hain kehte hain "ZOO"bandh ho gaya kal aana... **************************************** 16) Sweet persons talk from HUTCH.Lovers talk from AIRTEL . Beggers talk from BSNL. Beuties talk from SPICE. But BRILLIANTS never talk. They send SMS **************************************** 17) Asmaan per jitne sitare hain ! Ankhon main jitne ishare hain 'Samander ke jitne kinare hain " UTNE SCREW DHEELE TUMHARE HAIN " ha ha ha **************************************** 1Cool Wife:kal raat tum neend me mujhe gaaliya de rahe the. Husband:Tumhe galat fehmi hui hai. Wife:kaisi galat fehmi? Husband:Yehi ki main soya hua tha. **************************************** 19) SardarDirector:U Should jump 2 d swimingpool frm 100 ft Height. Act: i don't know swiming. SardarDirector: dn't wory, their is no water. **************************************** 20) Hi jaan_ Kya haal hai jaan_ Kaha ho jaan_ Kab miloge jaan_ Tumhari badi yaad aa rahi hai jaan_ Zyada khush na ho. Har blank _ mein "war" word add kar lena. ======================================================== |