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Title: SMS Jokes Post by: Tina on July 20, 2007, 06:44:49 PM GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest. BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple
I want to share Everything with you. Your JOYS, Your SADNESS, Your HAPPY MOMENTS Every single second of day Let us START with your ATM Password first. Dating process: 6 weeks : I love U, I love U, I love U. 6 months : Of course I love U. 6 years : GOD, if I didn't love U, then why the hell did I propose? There is always a "DRIVE SLOW" board near boy's schools, but n ot near girl's college.. Why? COZ vehicles automatically go slow.... History Teacher : From where to where did the mughals rule ? Student: Sir, I am not sure but I think from page 15 to 26. Q: What kind of food does a race horse eat? A: Fast food hey listen she asked me u r details...so i gave her u r cell number. so she will meet u soon.... her name is smile.... i think she came. 2day, 2morrow & 4ever, there will be 1 heart that would always beat 4 u. U know whose?? YOUR OWN Heartbeats are countless .... Spirits are ageless .... Dreams are endless..... Memories are timeless.... A friend like you ....... Shameless!!! Museum administrator: That's a 500 year old statue you've broken. Banta Singh: Thank God! I thought it was a new one! |